What Will They Say About You When You're Gone?
 

Reading the RIP thread just now gave me this idea, that it might be fun (shut up! It might!) to consider what people here will/would write or say about us when we've shuffled off this mortal coil. Obviously, nobody take offence, as you're supposed to be dead when anyone says these things, and the dead, to my knowledge anyway, can't take offence. All in fun yadda yadda yadda. Give details if you like of how certain people went to meet their maker.

Oh, and I already know that one of mine will be "At least he can't make any more stupid ****ing threads!" so don't bother with that one. ;)

I'd like to think that it'd end in a great roast (both here and irl) but I bet everyone's going to disrespect my memory by saying that I was a nice guy and that it came too soon.

"Yes, he did in fact lifts beds off the ground with his mind."

Are we supposed to be posting about ourselves or other members?

"Frownland is still a prick. Look at him, all smug in his coffin."

"After all of those years of him being alive, now this? 100% hypocrite."

"Anybody remember that MacShizzle guy?"

"..."

*unrelated argument erupts between Chula and Frown*

"This party sucks! And where's Chula's hot daughter?"

For the longest time, I had my niece and nephews convinced that I'd made plans to get my body stuffed by a taxidermist when I die.

"We couldn't get the mountain goats to play at her funeral so here is a local grateful dead cover band."