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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1957429)

Don't forget the pentagram.

What does that have to do with you being a bottom?

"Chula died while still waiting on Blank to continue their collaboration album."

"The war with China was tragic, but no more tragic than Chula's genocidal massacre of Nanjing. Still no word on who fragged him."

*Chula, shot dead by security, but not before he stabbed Rick Santorum 76 times with a steak knife. Santorum's on life support and not expected to make it through the evening. St. Peter gives Chula a lifetime 'all you can eat and drink' card to the Apostle's Italian Bistro and Bar. Loud cheers break out in the gate line behind him. Chula performs a sweeping bow.*

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1957440)

What does that have to do with you being a bottom?

:pimp:

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1957379)

"I can't believe Trollheart's sister outlived him. I guess he shorted her on the strychnine."

Oh yeah, right. I'll use the most painful method possible. Why would I poison her, when all it will take is playing one of Frownland's tracks and her head will explode? Job done.

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1957389)

Here lies a man who wished to be buried with his comic book collection. Cementing his virginity even in the after life.
RIP Nerd.

Unfortunately, they don't make a coffin big enough. And the comics won't fit either.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1957392)

*who

You

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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1957434)

"Trollheart, his jokes were unfunny and his posts never got read all the way through."

Blank: he never finished a thread and his journal was damn weird.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1957451)

Then they laugh and tell you you're actually going to Hell as you committed murder. Yeah, even murder of a Republican is seen as a sin. Sorry. Say Hi to Jimmy!

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1957451)

"Chula still wasn't quite cognizant after the painkillers for his liver disease, but he probably should have been suspicious when Donald Trump showed up at his hospital bed with a handful of pills."

"Corpse of 1/16th Cherokee reservation resident found upside down in bathroom of RV. Misadventure, rules coroner."

Miss Adventure had no comment for the press.