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Old 11-28-2020, 05:36 PM   #591 (permalink)
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Washing something with hot, soapy water does not sanitize it.
Damn so all my dishes r still dirty :/
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 11-30-2020, 05:21 PM   #592 (permalink)
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It helps get your dishes cleaner, but it does not kill bacteria.
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And Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic. The ****'s wrong with you?
Snowy owls bark like dogs.
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Old 11-30-2020, 05:25 PM   #593 (permalink)
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That's why I put penicillin in all my dishwasher loads.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-02-2020, 01:13 PM   #594 (permalink)
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On average, people use 8 or 9 sheets of toilet paper every time they use the bathroom.
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Old 12-02-2020, 01:45 PM   #595 (permalink)
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Then on average people must have some ****ty *******s.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-02-2020, 04:43 PM   #596 (permalink)
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never load to much weight in Aircraft rear

3100 lbs is prob good enough
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Old 12-04-2020, 12:04 PM   #597 (permalink)
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Buddhist monks in China are not allowed to reincarnate without the express permission of the government.
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Old 12-06-2020, 05:07 PM   #598 (permalink)
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That cup that I grabbed and picked up real quick off the top of the microwave wasn't empty. My face and shirt learned that the hard way.
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Old 12-08-2020, 12:47 PM   #599 (permalink)
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After leaving office George H.W. Bush was famous for his annual parachute jumps.
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Old 12-12-2020, 03:26 PM   #600 (permalink)
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Today (this week) I learned how amazing it is to own a game console. My ladyfriend bought me an XBox one as a Christmas gift (we exchanged gifts early this year). Last console I had was xbox 360 which I rarely played. before that was PS2.
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