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09-28-2020, 10:02 AM | #401 (permalink) |
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09-28-2020, 12:09 PM | #403 (permalink) | |
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I sucked a dick once.
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09-28-2020, 12:12 PM | #404 (permalink) | ||
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And you still haven't told us the story. Tell us and earn your queer cred
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09-28-2020, 01:31 PM | #405 (permalink) | |
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I've told the story so many times that it's tedious to tell it again. But FINE...
So me, my hetero life mate, and a gay friend of ours were hanging out with the gay dude's friends in a garage cause one of them lived there with her lesbian lover and we could all get wasted without any rents around. Me and the gay dude were apparently sharing a big bottle of tequila (the gay drug) and downed the whole thing in less than an hour. ****faced to say the least. So as we were wont to do we started mock arguing and insulting each other's ethnic heritage except super drunk and loud and obnoxious to everyone around us and then apropos of nothing he asked still shouting if I wanted to make out and it seemed like a good idea so I shouted back yes and then we just started slobbing on each other while everyone else (including the guy in the wheelchair) just stared in shock. Then we went to the back of the garage behind some boxes and **** for privacy and did stuff.
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09-28-2020, 01:46 PM | #406 (permalink) | |
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09-28-2020, 02:02 PM | #407 (permalink) | |
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09-28-2020, 02:08 PM | #408 (permalink) |
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Don’t be jelly
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It's also nice to know that questioning the veracity of gay claims and experiences is now permissable in this thread. Or maybe just when they take the spotlight off you.
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