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Old 11-30-2018, 05:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Sometimes I play with my dog where I'll move around a toy or ball quickly while he runs around and tries to get it. Occasionally I'll whip the ball behind my back while moving around my other hand and he still thinks that he's chasing the ball. Then I'll show him that my hands are empty and it's much confusion. Good times.
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Old 11-30-2018, 09:46 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Sigh. I don’t think I’ve ever met a single person with a pit that was equipped to take care of it.
Can vouch. The scratching of our hardwood flooring from our last dog (a vizsla) is nothing compared to what our pit has done. She speeds through the house at 80 mph and slips and slides over everything like a maniac. Again, can't wait for her to grow out of puppyhood and mellow out a bit. She's off the ****ing wall.
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Old 11-30-2018, 09:50 PM   #33 (permalink)
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i love my boy Mulder more than any human

like i feel i waited my whole life to meet him

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Old 11-30-2018, 10:06 PM   #34 (permalink)
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i love my boy Mulder more than any human

like i feel i waited my whole life to meet him

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Old 11-30-2018, 11:25 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I love playing games like that. Some dogs take that **** crazy serious. It’s like NFL level.
I pissed her off because I wouldn't let her get to it and she started attacking me. Playfully, but still. She doesn't have anytime for my bull****.
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Old 11-30-2018, 11:29 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Let's be real, dogs are dicks.
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Old 11-30-2018, 11:32 PM   #37 (permalink)
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People are dicks too. Everything's a dick. Hyenas especially.
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Old 11-30-2018, 11:33 PM   #38 (permalink)
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People are dicks too. Everything's a dick. Hyenas especially.
Hyenas are dogs so yeah.
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Old 11-30-2018, 11:43 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Hyenas are dogs so yeah.
Oh my god it comes full circle.












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Old 11-30-2018, 11:48 PM   #40 (permalink)
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My pooch is such a sweetie, he's never done a selfish thing in his life
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