Glass Top Tables vs. Wooden Top Tables

The Batlord · 12-21-2018, 01:26 PM

My main argument for glass top tables is that the sound of a beer bottle solidly being placed on a glass top table can not be replicated or replaced. The inherent danger in being drunk around a glass top table is obvious but overshadowed by the benefits.

Discuss.

DwnWthVwls · 12-21-2018, 03:26 PM

Marble or gtfo

The Batlord · 12-21-2018, 03:27 PM

****ing bourgeois ****. Your face will sound the most satisfying on my table.

Mindfulness · 12-21-2018, 03:31 PM

i used my sectionals ottoman as a table for my laptop when i lived in the midwest. i used a wood desk for the desktop if that matters

now i just veneer wood cheapo from the goodwin as my desk now. its worked great for what it needs to do

id vote for wooden over glass

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-21-2018, 03:32 PM

Two tables: Cheap chipboard TV table from Ikea. Sort of an imitation wood thing going on. Might be a really thin slice of actual wood glued on to the chipboard. It's not glamorous, but I like simple, functional furniture. Glass tables don't strike me as a very practical idea.

The other table I have is big enough for 6 chairs. Can be extended for 10 chairs. Some kind of actual wood, but not oak. Kinda dark-ish. Not sure what it is. Inhereted from my long dead grandparents.

~~OccultHawk~~ · 12-21-2018, 03:35 PM

Glass tables are like the worst of the 80’s

**Frownland** · 12-21-2018, 03:38 PM

Fully wooden tables>>>>>>wood top tables

The Batlord · 12-21-2018, 03:45 PM

TAP!!!

*masturbates*

rostasi · 12-21-2018, 03:46 PM

Not only am I partially surrounded all day here in the studio with cool looking glass tables,
but I'm also using glass coasters specially made by an artist in Osoyoos to put my drinks on.
I've used this same setup now for about 20 years. Meanwhile, the wooden-topped table in the
front room needs a fresh sanding to get rid of the scratches that have shown up over the years.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-21-2018, 03:47 PM

The scratches add character. Also I just don't want to pay for a new table.

View Poll Results: Glass Top Tables vs. Wooden Top Tables
Glass Top Tables	4	26.67%
Wooden Top Tables	11	73.33%
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12-21-2018, 01:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Batlord All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car Posts: 40,210	Glass Top Tables vs. Wooden Top Tables My main argument for glass top tables is that the sound of a beer bottle solidly being placed on a glass top table can not be replicated or replaced. The inherent danger in being drunk around a glass top table is obvious but overshadowed by the benefits. Discuss. __________________ BRING ME THE HORIZON >>>> CHARLES MINGUS i

12-21-2018, 03:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Batlord All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car Posts: 40,210	**ing bourgeois . Your face will sound the most satisfying on my table. __________________ BRING ME THE HORIZON >>>> CHARLES MINGUS** i

12-21-2018, 03:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Frownland be excellent 2 each other Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Atop of the Throne Posts: 31,953	Fully wooden tables>>>>>>wood top tables __________________ At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. d e a f b o x

12-21-2018, 03:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
The Batlord All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car Posts: 40,210	TAP!!! masturbates __________________ BRING ME THE HORIZON >>>> CHARLES MINGUS i

12-21-2018, 03:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	Two tables: Cheap chipboard TV table from Ikea. Sort of an imitation wood thing going on. Might be a really thin slice of actual wood glued on to the chipboard. It's not glamorous, but I like simple, functional furniture. Glass tables don't strike me as a very practical idea. The other table I have is big enough for 6 chairs. Can be extended for 10 chairs. Some kind of actual wood, but not oak. Kinda dark-ish. Not sure what it is. Inhereted from my long dead grandparents.

12-21-2018, 03:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
~~OccultHawk~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 14,703	Glass tables are like the worst of the 80’s

12-21-2018, 03:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,500	Not only am I partially surrounded all day here in the studio with cool looking glass tables, but I'm also using glass coasters specially made by an artist in Osoyoos to put my drinks on. I've used this same setup now for about 20 years. Meanwhile, the wooden-topped table in the front room needs a fresh sanding to get rid of the scratches that have shown up over the years. __________________ Lust.PM Mixclown GooDweebs

12-21-2018, 03:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	The scratches add character. Also I just don't want to pay for a new table.

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