Glass Top Tables vs. Wooden Top Tables

The Batlord · 12-21-2018, 12:26 PM

My main argument for glass top tables is that the sound of a beer bottle solidly being placed on a glass top table can not be replicated or replaced. The inherent danger in being drunk around a glass top table is obvious but overshadowed by the benefits.

Discuss.

DwnWthVwls · 12-21-2018, 02:26 PM

Marble or gtfo

The Batlord · 12-21-2018, 02:27 PM

****ing bourgeois ****. Your face will sound the most satisfying on my table.

Mindfulness · 12-21-2018, 02:31 PM

i used my sectionals ottoman as a table for my laptop when i lived in the midwest. i used a wood desk for the desktop if that matters

now i just veneer wood cheapo from the goodwin as my desk now. its worked great for what it needs to do

id vote for wooden over glass

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-21-2018, 02:32 PM

Two tables: Cheap chipboard TV table from Ikea. Sort of an imitation wood thing going on. Might be a really thin slice of actual wood glued on to the chipboard. It's not glamorous, but I like simple, functional furniture. Glass tables don't strike me as a very practical idea.

The other table I have is big enough for 6 chairs. Can be extended for 10 chairs. Some kind of actual wood, but not oak. Kinda dark-ish. Not sure what it is. Inhereted from my long dead grandparents.

OccultHawk · 12-21-2018, 02:35 PM

Glass tables are like the worst of the 80’s

**Frownland** · 12-21-2018, 02:38 PM

Fully wooden tables>>>>>>wood top tables

The Batlord · 12-21-2018, 02:45 PM

TAP!!!

*masturbates*

rostasi · 12-21-2018, 02:46 PM

Not only am I partially surrounded all day here in the studio with cool looking glass tables,
but I'm also using glass coasters specially made by an artist in Osoyoos to put my drinks on.
I've used this same setup now for about 20 years. Meanwhile, the wooden-topped table in the
front room needs a fresh sanding to get rid of the scratches that have shown up over the years.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-21-2018, 02:47 PM

The scratches add character. Also I just don't want to pay for a new table.

View Poll Results: Glass Top Tables vs. Wooden Top Tables
Glass Top Tables	4	26.67%
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12-21-2018, 02:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mindfulness Be aware of the psyop Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,999	i used my sectionals ottoman as a table for my laptop when i lived in the midwest. i used a wood desk for the desktop if that matters now i just veneer wood cheapo from the goodwin as my desk now. its worked great for what it needs to do id vote for wooden over glass __________________ YouTube Videos The Discord Server February 28th, 2024

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Glass tables are like the worst of the 80’s __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

12-21-2018, 02:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Fully wooden tables>>>>>>wood top tables __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-21-2018, 02:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	Two tables: Cheap chipboard TV table from Ikea. Sort of an imitation wood thing going on. Might be a really thin slice of actual wood glued on to the chipboard. It's not glamorous, but I like simple, functional furniture. Glass tables don't strike me as a very practical idea. The other table I have is big enough for 6 chairs. Can be extended for 10 chairs. Some kind of actual wood, but not oak. Kinda dark-ish. Not sure what it is. Inhereted from my long dead grandparents.

12-21-2018, 02:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007	Not only am I partially surrounded all day here in the studio with cool looking glass tables, but I'm also using glass coasters specially made by an artist in Osoyoos to put my drinks on. I've used this same setup now for about 20 years. Meanwhile, the wooden-topped table in the front room needs a fresh sanding to get rid of the scratches that have shown up over the years.

12-21-2018, 02:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	The scratches add character. Also I just don't want to pay for a new table.