Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Sorting Hat Thread The Sorting Hat Thread
Register Blogging Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 3 of 7 12 3 45 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-03-2019, 03:59 AM   #21 (permalink)
gayer than Taylor Swift
 
Marie Monday's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
Posts: 1,972
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP View Post
Why would I be offended when it's undoubtedly the best house
How dare you
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP View Post
I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
Marie Monday is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2019, 04:00 AM   #22 (permalink)
Cuter Than Post Malone.
 
Lucem Ferre's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,771
Default
What the **** am I? Where do I find out?
__________________
Quote:
Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.
Lucem Ferre is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2019, 04:05 AM   #23 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Aalborg
Posts: 7,636
Default
I'm member of a house so obscure that not even Harry Potter nerds know about it.
MicShazam is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2019, 04:08 AM   #24 (permalink)
Cuter Than Post Malone.
 
Lucem Ferre's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,771
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by MariaExpressesHerself View Post
No, more like you're a Slyth bc you're a music snob
Let's be honest, hogwarts was run by bigots that played favorites and treated Slytherines like ****. Never trust a school that segregates students to reinforces social disparity through stereotypes and labels. If I went to that school I'd reject the identity they'd try to force on me. They don't even teach math. They're trying to keep wizards dumb.
__________________
Quote:
Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.
Lucem Ferre is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2019, 04:20 AM   #25 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 44,167
Default
How they gonna teach spells when they don't teach kids to read?!
__________________
CHINA IS CAPITALIST
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2019, 04:22 AM   #26 (permalink)
gayer than Taylor Swift
 
Marie Monday's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
Posts: 1,972
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre View Post
What the **** am I? Where do I find out?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre View Post
Let's be honest, hogwarts was run by bigots that played favorites and treated Slytherines like ****. Never trust a school that segregates students to reinforces social disparity through stereotypes and labels. If I went to that school I'd reject the identity they'd try to force on me. They don't even teach math. They're trying to keep wizards dumb.
Yeah, you're a Gryffindor

Seriously though, the Harry Potter books are not thought through well enough to survive an analysis like this
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP View Post
I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
Marie Monday is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2019, 04:27 AM   #27 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 44,167
Default
Just look at quidditch. The other team has to be ahead by, what, eleven points to be able to win if they don't catch the snitch?
__________________
CHINA IS CAPITALIST
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2019, 04:29 AM   #28 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Aalborg
Posts: 7,636
Default
Why would you even teach kids to do all sorts of powerful, potentially dangerous spells? I do not understand the Harry Potter universe.

Are they supposed to go and get jobs that involve spellcasting when they grow up?
MicShazam is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2019, 04:31 AM   #29 (permalink)
Cuter Than Post Malone.
 
Lucem Ferre's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,771
Default
How quick could an angry muggle mow down a school of wizards with an ak47?
__________________
Quote:
Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.
Lucem Ferre is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2019, 04:33 AM   #30 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Aalborg
Posts: 7,636
Default
He could also Snape them from the rooftops.
MicShazam is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 3 of 7 12 3 45 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Similar Threads


Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2021 Advameg, Inc.