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Old 01-03-2019, 03:00 AM   #21 (permalink)
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What the **** am I? Where do I find out?
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-03-2019, 03:05 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm member of a house so obscure that not even Harry Potter nerds know about it.
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:08 AM   #23 (permalink)
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No, more like you're a Slyth bc you're a music snob
Let's be honest, hogwarts was run by bigots that played favorites and treated Slytherines like ****. Never trust a school that segregates students to reinforces social disparity through stereotypes and labels. If I went to that school I'd reject the identity they'd try to force on me. They don't even teach math. They're trying to keep wizards dumb.
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:20 AM   #24 (permalink)
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How they gonna teach spells when they don't teach kids to read?!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:22 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Let's be honest, hogwarts was run by bigots that played favorites and treated Slytherines like ****. Never trust a school that segregates students to reinforces social disparity through stereotypes and labels. If I went to that school I'd reject the identity they'd try to force on me. They don't even teach math. They're trying to keep wizards dumb.
Yeah, you're a Gryffindor

Seriously though, the Harry Potter books are not thought through well enough to survive an analysis like this
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:27 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Just look at quidditch. The other team has to be ahead by, what, eleven points to be able to win if they don't catch the snitch?
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:29 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Why would you even teach kids to do all sorts of powerful, potentially dangerous spells? I do not understand the Harry Potter universe.

Are they supposed to go and get jobs that involve spellcasting when they grow up?
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:31 AM   #28 (permalink)
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How quick could an angry muggle mow down a school of wizards with an ak47?
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He could also Snape them from the rooftops.
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Old 01-03-2019, 03:34 AM   #30 (permalink)
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How come nobody has sex at hogwarts? It'd be easy.
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