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Old 01-22-2019, 12:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

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Old 01-22-2019, 12:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2019, 01:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i want to have sex with a goat

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tighten your vagina

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^^I think i'll be celibate for a while anyway

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Old 01-22-2019, 01:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I can't even. Where is this dude now? Why doesn't he post anymore?
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Seriously?
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Yup. I guess someone here was friends with him on Facebook or something and found out he died of a heart attack, so we made the Howard the Duck Memorial Award for the Most Inane Member in his honor. Some say he faked his death though so he could live of a life of debauchery in Thailand...
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Old 01-22-2019, 02:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Actually I should't have been surprised, he seems like the live fast die young type

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I think we can all agree that, apart from Donald, this is the world's greatest duck.

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