I hope you're well back from the river. If it might rise 22 feet by tonight, that's the equivalent of a two-storey building. :eek:

Mild flooding of Thames near where I used to live:

http://www.putneysw15.com/info/image...cabflooded.jpg

I'd like to warn all mothers in London to get their prams off the street.

^ Yeah, that warning is usually given by the army's emergency response team as they go door to door handing out wellington boots. We're ready for any natural cataclysms in London thanks!

No Macs or brollies to go with the Wellies?

Of course they have to hand out the most British thing I have ever heard.

^ HaHa! They'll give you a brolly, but only if you can show that you have one of the following in your record collection:

- Waterloo Sunset, London Calling or:-

Hey, looks like I get a brolly, whatever the **** that is.

Brolly is prolly just prolly with an English accent.

Wasn't he some Dragon Ball Z beefcake?

https://fbcd.co/product-lg/7ea5c9d31...1ee_resize.jpg

^ Put the wellies on your feet and hold the brolly over your head and you're good to go. I'm thinking the rainbow wellies for Frownland because, you know, psychedelic.