If you could bring back one experience from your childhood...

Zhanteimi · 04-29-2019, 06:23 PM

When you're in jr high, it's easier to fuck your sister on the living room floor during summer vacation than go to the drug store and buy condoms.

The Batlord · 04-29-2019, 06:26 PM

That's not what I asked.

Chula Vista · 04-29-2019, 06:28 PM

I remember as a kid checking the date of every coin I could get my hands on to see if it was worth more than face value. Was an obsession with the whole neighborhood.

Zhanteimi · 04-29-2019, 06:29 PM

I'm just saying, it's a moot point. But let's say I could just wander into a drug store and buy condoms. No. I'd rather raw dog it. Because stopping to put a condom on spoils the mood.

By the way, my younger sister (not the pregnancy scare one--she's my older sister) wanted me to teach her how to kiss. I told her I would, only if she let me kcuf her. She agreed, but once she felt she'd learned enough, she didn't let me kcuf her anymore.

The Batlord · 04-29-2019, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi

I'm just saying, it's a moot point. But let's say I could just wander into a drug store and buy condoms. No. I'd rather raw dog it. Because stopping to put a condom on spoils the mood.

By the way, my younger sister (not the pregnancy scare one--she's my older sister) wanted me to teach her how to kiss. I told her I would, only if she let me kcuf her. She agreed, but once she felt she'd learned enough, she didn't let me kcuf her anymore.

I'll bet your books are horrifyingly boner inducing.

Zhanteimi · 04-29-2019, 06:39 PM

Maybe. I've never read them.

OccultHawk · 04-29-2019, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi

I wish I could go back and not come inside my sister. That pregnancy scare was a stressful couple of weeks for a junior-high schooler.

Ftr I told y’all that all long term gaijins end up ****ed in the head.

The Batlord · 04-29-2019, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Ftr I told y’all that all long term gaijins end up ****ed in the head.

Sounds like he was ****ed in the head long before he was a gaijin.

Zhanteimi · 04-29-2019, 07:19 PM

Yep.

**Frownland** · 04-29-2019, 07:20 PM

I believe that the proper term is "throat ****ed".

04-29-2019, 06:23 PM	#51 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,874	When you're in jr high, it's easier to fuck your sister on the living room floor during summer vacation than go to the drug store and buy condoms. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

04-29-2019, 06:28 PM	#53 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	I remember as a kid checking the date of every coin I could get my hands on to see if it was worth more than face value. Was an obsession with the whole neighborhood. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

04-29-2019, 06:29 PM	#54 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,874	I'm just saying, it's a moot point. But let's say I could just wander into a drug store and buy condoms. No. I'd rather raw dog it. Because stopping to put a condom on spoils the mood. By the way, my younger sister (not the pregnancy scare one--she's my older sister) wanted me to teach her how to kiss. I told her I would, only if she let me kcuf her. She agreed, but once she felt she'd learned enough, she didn't let me kcuf her anymore. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

04-29-2019, 06:39 PM	#56 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,874	Maybe. I've never read them. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

04-29-2019, 07:19 PM	#59 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,874	Yep. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

04-29-2019, 07:20 PM	#60 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I believe that the proper term is "throat ***ed". __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x