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Old 04-30-2019, 05:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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A lot of people don’t know he was actually killed by a Mongolian donkey fart.
Some might say he was ass-ass-inated.
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Old 05-10-2019, 11:18 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2019, 06:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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For the first time ever, I'm disappointed by D&G because he seems to have wilted under the tsunami of ridicule, deflection and willful misunderstanding that is the trademark of MB. Time to man up, D&G and plow ahead with your enthusiasm for Napoleon regardless of our united scorn! You should ask yourself, "What would Napoleon have done?"

For myself, I thought of this thread this morning as I read about a modern traveller arriving at a town on the island of Corsica (where N Bonapart was born):

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I walked down the main street, the Cours Napoleón, past the Napoleon Restaurant, and the Boutique Bonapart to the Hotel Napoleon. Every town on the island has a Hotel Napoleon.
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Earlier on his trip, the writer saw this painted up on the wall of a football stadium in Marsailles: Paris, t' encule, which translates as "Up your ass, Paris,"
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