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Old 10-27-2019, 08:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Funny Ads, PSA's, After School Specials, Cartoons, Etc

We all know the past is ripe with videos that previously served some purpose but now are best to be laughed at. This is a thread for those videos.

Exhibit A: Safe Kids, Strong Kids

This is a PSA directed at pedophilia made in the 1980s

It features The Fonz and is full of cheerful songs and lessons that teach kids how to not get touched funny.

It is truly a masterpiece.

I will post some clips that are most notable, followed by a link to the full movie.

This clip is the song that made me discover said movie. It's a creepy pedo looking guy strumming a guitar and singing lyrics that assure the child their molestation isn't their fault. It is an immensely creepy video. The strategically placed shots of kids' expressions is perhaps even more creepy than his ominous pedo glare.



This song is designed to introduce children the proper terms for private parts. It is simply delightful.



This is a clip designed to teach children to speak out if they get touched funny. It features a woman using puppets to illustrate a pedo threatening the victim's family if they speak up.



Fonz & friends teaching kids how to say NO!



A verbal rape horn known as "The Honk"



And for anyone interested, here's the full movie



I invite anyone willing to add your own laughable videos from the past.
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Old 10-27-2019, 08:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Quite a good batch to top. I'll throw in this classic anti-gay PSA.

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Old 10-27-2019, 09:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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@ Frown

I was gonna post that one later on. Good pick.

This is easily one of the best quintessential pedo faces of all time.



I'll see your boys beware and raise you a classic commercial for a cleaning product from down under.

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I've got probably a couple hundred or more of these types of videos on my hard drive. Most of the "classics" and some lesser known ones. I'll take a look through the collection and find the YouTube links for a few choice ones.

Starting with this...


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAmpDZeeoGw
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"Nowadays there are still girls and boys who's curiosity leads them to strange places"...




Alice - a trippy 1971 anti-drugs PSA
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