Inventions You Wished Existed
 

How about a remote control that operates everything? Dog too loud in the neighbour's garden? Turn that mother down. Late for the bus? Pause it till you can get on board. Scared of the dentist? Fast forward through the visit.

or what about this? Tired of hearing some new song on a random playlist and having to take out your phone or ipod to see what it is, then put it back? How great would it be to have maybe special glasses you wear, or some sort of small implant that when you activate it the song title and artist floats in the air before you, in a kind of bubble? Pop the bubble when you're done and carry on.

How would these things be made? They wouldn't, dumbass! It's all "I wish this existed". Never gonna happen, but would be cool.

What invention(s) would you love to see, regardless of feasibility or possibility?

A perfect counterfeit machine and a drug that actually fixes me.

I have no need for any more inventions because "ain't" already exists.

I've always thought Homers make-up gun was fuken genius.


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Someone get to work and make it happen.

Sending physical objects via email attachment/messenger services (WhatsApp, Discord etc).

Trolls, check out the movie 'Click'. It's basically what you described.

I know. I reviewed the soundtrack. The only problem with it is the massive drag factor of having Adam Sandler in it. Now something that would erase him from existence, that I'd buy!

If it's any consolation, he's steps in figurative dog poo the entire the movie because of the remote. He also puts on about 300 pounds. Depending on your mood it's stupid but pretty funny. Plus, Christopher Walken is always worth it.

Nah it still does.

I think a bridge between Ireland and England would be a cool invention. You drive to London pick up some English Ale and Sheppard's Pie and drive back and mix the Ale with Guinness to make a Black & Tan and sit down to watch a soccer match while eating Sheppard's Pie. Life would be so grand.

Talking dogs.

Dogs do talk, the only problem is they have a limited vocabulary. They say single monosyllabic words like woof, ruff, and bark, but then that's it.

Dogs can probably talk. They just want to be able to pretend that they don't understand us, so they don't flex on their vocabulary skills.

Tru dat. Makes you wonder why wolves do vocal exercises at night.

Cats go about the day constantly using their extrasensory perception. I catch them staring at doors at the time hoping it will open for them. Only problem: doors are totally oblivious to cats and their cat whims. I know they have those things in a door where pets can come and go as they please, but why ruin a perfectly good door with a truck flap? What needs to be invented is a door that can interact with cat telepathy.

My cat can open doors, it's both convenient and annoying

Right after we moved into our new place we spotted a stray cat bopping around. Over the last 10 months we've adopted it. It spend nights out on our walled off patio. Eats breakfast, hangs out for a couple of hours and then is gone all day. About 5:00 she comes back, has dinner, and hangs out for the night. She is cool with both dogs and our cat even tolerates her. Definite runt of the litter. Really small with only half a tail and missing part of an ear, both look bitten off. Cute as hell and one of the family now.

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That's a pretty good invention. Do you think it has another family that it hangs out with in the daytime? Cats can be polygamists like that.

That's what he meant, dumbass. And all the threads he starts, huh?
We can't even get the Brits to agree on a hard border, soft border, whatever the **** it is, for Brexit. You think they're gonna go building a bridge? IRA would just blow it up anyway.
You probably don't really want to know what your dog thinks of you....
What's needed is a barcode reader on the door, barcode on the cat's collar, so it can buzz itself in.
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Very cute. What's her name?

ODC
outdoor cat

Ol Dirty Catstard

Cool! :thumb:
Except she's a girl. Oh, wait, don't process that... too late!
:shycouch:

I once had a cat that use to jump up and grab at the door knob, but it had a zero percent success rate at opening the door.

Neo, I know I've asked before, but where is your avi from?

And you sure you're not making a cat analogy of Bat's sex life?

I just tell the knob it's fat and then walk away.

Basically would love for Amazon fresh, the service that deliveres fresh fruit and veggies to your house.


They don't do rural areas like other delivery options so if they did it'd be nice :love:

What is "Precious Batlord Mirror Moments"?

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I like calling other fat people fat cause they look both annoyed and confused.

Not sure if ya'll remember but I had gotten down as low as 133 pounds.
I'm 5'-9" and my fighting weight is 155-160.
Last week I topped out at 178.
Have a New Years Resolution for 2020!

So this is the motivation for calling Exo "fat." Only problem: you're on the internet and you don't get to see that annoyed and confused on his face.

Neo?

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Let me get this right. You're saying you're "annoyed and confused" cause you don't know she is?

No.
Because I can't remember who she is. It's tucked away somewhere upstairs but I can't find it.

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Water tight door seals. I'm tired of my basement flooding.

Are you tired of me making your mom's basement flood?

I can't wait till Waterworld becomes real so no one has a basement anymore and everyone drinks their own piss.

Do you really want to swim in your mom's cum juice?

Id like a Batlord Understander, so I can understand Batlord.

I'd need 4 or 5 Adderall before I could understand DWV.

I have that movie on VHS and watched it like 5 million times as a kid. Still bitter that Godzilla didn't get the win on that goofy looking rubber suit loser. Legit amazing Godzilla flick though if you're there for King Kong you'll probably be disappointed.