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Old 10-28-2019, 07:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How about a remote control that operates everything? Dog too loud in the neighbour's garden? Turn that mother down. Late for the bus? Pause it till you can get on board. Scared of the dentist? Fast forward through the visit.

or what about this? Tired of hearing some new song on a random playlist and having to take out your phone or ipod to see what it is, then put it back? How great would it be to have maybe special glasses you wear, or some sort of small implant that when you activate it the song title and artist floats in the air before you, in a kind of bubble? Pop the bubble when you're done and carry on.

How would these things be made? They wouldn't, dumbass! It's all "I wish this existed". Never gonna happen, but would be cool.

What invention(s) would you love to see, regardless of feasibility or possibility?
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I have no need for any more inventions because "ain't" already exists.
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I've always thought Homers make-up gun was fuken genius.


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Someone get to work and make it happen.
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Trolls, check out the movie 'Click'. It's basically what you described.
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Trolls, check out the movie 'Click'. It's basically what you described.
I know. I reviewed the soundtrack. The only problem with it is the massive drag factor of having Adam Sandler in it. Now something that would erase him from existence, that I'd buy!
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I know. I reviewed the soundtrack. The only problem with it is the massive drag factor of having Adam Sandler in it. Now something that would erase him from existence, that I'd buy!
If it's any consolation, he's steps in figurative dog poo the entire the movie because of the remote. He also puts on about 300 pounds. Depending on your mood it's stupid but pretty funny. Plus, Christopher Walken is always worth it.
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