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Old 11-18-2019, 03:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I plan on naming all of my children "Chad". Regardless of the sex of the baby, they will be named Chad. Chad 1, Chad 2, Chad 3, all the way on top hopefully at least 20 Chads. Hopefully that will please the almighty Chad
How can you make a Chad with a chode?
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Old 11-18-2019, 07:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Chad bless you my son! May the glorious light of His Chadness shine down upon you, and may you become a Rock Star. Chad be upon you.
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Old 11-18-2019, 08:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I plan on naming all of my children "Chad". Regardless of the sex of the baby, they will be named Chad. Chad 1, Chad 2, Chad 3, all the way on top hopefully at least 20 Chads. Hopefully that will please the almighty Chad
You're skipping steps. Step skipper.
Step 1. Find a man to impregnate you, or find a women who will let you touch her, or spawn asexually - whichever applies.
Step 2. Name your all your kids Chad.
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Old 11-19-2019, 03:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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You're skipping steps. Step skipper.
Step 1. Find a man to impregnate you, or find a women who will let you touch her, or spawn asexually - whichever applies.
Step 2. Name your all your kids Chad.
Step 1 is already covered, how dare you question my devotion to Chad
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Old 11-19-2019, 05:09 AM   #15 (permalink)
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You're skipping steps. Step skipper.
Step 1. Find a man to impregnate you, or find a women who will let you touch her, or spawn asexually - whichever applies.
Step 2. Name your all your kids Chad.
Have you not yet come into the glory of Chad, my son? Let us help you. Here, have a free
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The Blessings of Chad be upon you, and may you find your way to the Light of Chad. We shall all pray for you.
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Old 11-19-2019, 06:06 AM   #16 (permalink)
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@ Niger and Sudan called. They want you to leave Chad alone.
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@ Niger and Sudan called. They want you to leave Chad alone.
Niger and Sudan are unbelievers, and will not be saved when His Chadness comes again to reward the righteous.

Chad cannot be reached now, He is in the Valley.
Chad be with you my child.
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