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The Batlord 03-27-2020 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2109676)
You're too nice imo

I guess when you own the business it's different

I had to run off some customers from the shelter and all I literally said to them was "closed."
"I'm sorry they're all dead."

Anteater 03-27-2020 03:02 PM
Trump just signed the bill. Best POTUS of all time?

Cuthbert 03-27-2020 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2109669)
Just had a guy come up to the door, walk in, I said "sorry we're closed" and he asked why we were closed. I told him because we're mandated to be closed. He asked why. I said because of the virus. He asked me what virus. I legitimately asked him if he really didn't know what I was talking about and he said "OH! You mean that flu that's been going around? I don't understand the big deal."

I politely told him he needed to leave the store and to please read about what is going on and he told me I was overreacting. I said I respectfully disagree and to come back when the signs on the store saying we're closed are gone.

I then disinfected the door handle. Who are these people?
Some thick cunts go into your shop don't they.

Keep these stories coming. They cheer me up a bit.

Exo 03-27-2020 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 2109681)
Trump just signed the bill. Best POTUS of all time?
https://www.theroot.com/the-trump-ad...-80-1842526968

Eat a d*ck.

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 2109682)
Some thick cunts go into your shop don't they.

Keep these stories coming. They cheer me up a bit.
They'll be few and far between now that we're closed but I live in New Jersey so there's plenty to still happen.

YorkeDaddy 03-27-2020 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2109669)
Just had a guy come up to the door, walk in, I said "sorry we're closed" and he asked why we were closed. I told him because we're mandated to be closed. He asked why. I said because of the virus. He asked me what virus. I legitimately asked him if he really didn't know what I was talking about and he said "OH! You mean that flu that's been going around? I don't understand the big deal."

I politely told him he needed to leave the store and to please read about what is going on and he told me I was overreacting. I said I respectfully disagree and to come back when the signs on the store saying we're closed are gone.

I then disinfected the door handle. Who are these people?
I have to wonder if these people have ever even had the real flu. Its ****ing insane. You practically die for a week. And many actually literally die

Tristan_Geoff 03-27-2020 04:08 PM
Putting my county on lockdown starting at 5 today

Anteater 03-27-2020 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2109684)
*drumroll*

Reuters - Trump tells GM: Stop 'wasting time', build ventilators to address coronavirus

OccultHawk 03-27-2020 05:01 PM
Black people were singing gospel out on the street I live on about a block down from my house amplified and ****. I opened the door and heard like five sirens coming and closed my door and decided to forget about it. I heard they’re having big prayer sessions at flagpoles. I think the police are breaking it up and ****. The news said several police are being quarantined. I know a lot of people here think prayer is the answer. More responsible ministers are closing church and trying give their sermons online.

The Batlord 03-27-2020 05:05 PM
Good idea. Quarantine the faithful.

Lucem Ferre 03-27-2020 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 2109692)
As long as I have a tongue, Mr. President, you'll always have something to wipe your ass with.
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