Or has to go to shop I figure

Connect a car battery to your doorknob or whatever kind of handle situation that you have going on.

Why dafuq ain’t you locked the goddamn doors?

Oh they locked but I still gotta either go up to the door and talk to them through it or ask them to step back while I open up the door a crack to tell em to f*ck off. They literally don't get it.

Just ignore people ffs

Don’t open the door

**** these are people roaming around looking for people to interact with

Fuuuuuuck them man

Just realized that most of the idiots that say "I want a zombie apocalypse." would be the first ones to die in it because they'd call it a hoax.

I'm doing my best. Once in a while somebody wants to sell us something which is our business and I dont' want to miss a good collection so I have to safely interact every once in a while.

At least Mormons are likely to follow the rules.

With the rate of infections up there I wouldn’t **** with it.

If you can keep it at bay for a year they’ll know so much more how to treat it (I’m hoping at least)

At the bookstore after closing I would just stare at the people banging on the doors while I vacuumed. Or walk up like I was going to let them in and then close the blinds in their face. Nothing goes better with customer service than pettiness.