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Old 06-01-2021, 02:41 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2021, 07:46 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2021, 11:13 PM   #43 (permalink)
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What was your motive behind this joke
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 06-01-2021, 11:56 PM   #44 (permalink)
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It was a real wind up too. Three of us are sitting there writing god-knows-what and this woman Emily goes:

"So, guys, you know how we can fly to the moon?"

And the three of us turned around like: "If this skeezah starts singing Frank Sinatra we outta heeyah!!!"

But we were not prepared. I still remember the three of us looking at each other like, "did I hear this wrong?"
lol so true.
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Old 06-02-2021, 07:19 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2021, 07:56 AM   #46 (permalink)
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When I was working at the Natural History Museum, we for a time had an exhibit in the zoology building about homosexuality in the animal kingdom.

It had some coverage in the press and a priest wrote a critical commentary in the paper where he asked rhetorically if that was a good spending of tax money and wouldn't it be better if we could spend that money helping these animals with their problems instead?

It's one of the profoundly dumbest things I've ever seen in print.
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Old 06-02-2021, 09:27 AM   #47 (permalink)
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When I was working at the Natural History Museum, we for a time had an exhibit in the zoology building about homosexuality in the animal kingdom.

It had some coverage in the press and a priest wrote a critical commentary in the paper where he asked rhetorically if that was a good spending of tax money and wouldn't it be better if we could spend that money helping these animals with their problems instead?

It's one of the profoundly dumbest things I've ever seen in print.
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Old 06-02-2021, 10:17 AM   #48 (permalink)
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So I'm supposed to remember every dumb sht that was asked?
That was also my first thought when I saw the thread title.

There is one dumb question in particular that stands out if only because it's probably the one I've been asked more often throughout my life than any other and that is: "Don't I know you?"

How the **** am I supposed to know whether or not you know me?
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Some old dude on a forum asked me what's the stupidest question I had ever been asked.



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Old 06-02-2021, 02:16 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Some old dude on a forum asked me what's the stupidest question I had ever been asked.
I'm hoping that pic is of you as a young plankster.
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