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Trollheart · 10-31-2022, 09:15 AM

Anything you like. What's next for my journals? How can I listen to Bon Jovi? Why, in the face of all evidence to the contrary, do I continue to think I'm funny? Who the hell do I think I am anyway? Why do I keep writing ever longer and more involved journals? Do I not have a life? What's it like to be nearly sixty? What is a rotary phone? What was it like having to share the Earth with dinosaurs? Have I ever eaten ten raw pigs for breakfast? Why do I keep making stupid threads? I reserve the right to tell you to go **** yourself, that's too personal, but ask away. Or don't. What do I care?

Seriously, if you have a question for me, stick it up your - I mean ask it here. Who knows? I might even answer one or two!

rubber soul · 10-31-2022, 09:25 AM

What is the velocity of a flying squirrel travelling from Bermuda?

Norg · 10-31-2022, 09:49 AM

Do you own a IPOD ..???

Trollheart · 10-31-2022, 09:49 AM

African or European?

rubber soul · 10-31-2022, 09:55 AM

Asian

Plankton · 10-31-2022, 10:39 AM

What is your modus operandi?

Key · 10-31-2022, 10:59 AM

Is your refrigerator running?

Plankton · 10-31-2022, 11:57 AM

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Trollheart · 10-31-2022, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Norg

Do you own a IPOD ..???

Yes, sixty gig Ipod Classic

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

Asian

The Party will tell you there are no Asian squirrels. All have been shot for collaborating with the west.

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Originally Posted by Plankton

What is your modus operandi?

Buy me dinner first.

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Originally Posted by Key

Is your refrigerator running?

No, I broke its legs

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

I believe Prince Albert is in a bigger can than I could ever put him in, and much further down in the ground. He'd be a little ripe by now. Actually he's just a skelly.

SGR · 10-31-2022, 04:17 PM

What's the best sex position?

10-31-2022, 09:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Ask Trollheart Anything you like. What's next for my journals? How can I listen to Bon Jovi? Why, in the face of all evidence to the contrary, do I continue to think I'm funny? Who the hell do I think I am anyway? Why do I keep writing ever longer and more involved journals? Do I not have a life? What's it like to be nearly sixty? What is a rotary phone? What was it like having to share the Earth with dinosaurs? Have I ever eaten ten raw pigs for breakfast? Why do I keep making stupid threads? I reserve the right to tell you to go **** yourself, that's too personal, but ask away. Or don't. What do I care? Seriously, if you have a question for me, stick it up your - I mean ask it here. Who knows? I might even answer one or two! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-31-2022, 09:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	African or European? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-31-2022, 10:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	What is your modus operandi? __________________ See location...

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Do you have Prince Albert in a can? __________________ See location...

10-31-2022, 09:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Norg Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,344	Do you own a IPOD ..???

10-31-2022, 10:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Is your refrigerator running?

10-31-2022, 04:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	What's the best sex position?