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Old 10-31-2022, 10:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Anything you like. What's next for my journals? How can I listen to Bon Jovi? Why, in the face of all evidence to the contrary, do I continue to think I'm funny? Who the hell do I think I am anyway? Why do I keep writing ever longer and more involved journals? Do I not have a life? What's it like to be nearly sixty? What is a rotary phone? What was it like having to share the Earth with dinosaurs? Have I ever eaten ten raw pigs for breakfast? Why do I keep making stupid threads? I reserve the right to tell you to go **** yourself, that's too personal, but ask away. Or don't. What do I care?

Seriously, if you have a question for me, stick it up your - I mean ask it here. Who knows? I might even answer one or two!
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Old 10-31-2022, 10:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What is the velocity of a flying squirrel travelling from Bermuda?
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Old 10-31-2022, 10:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Do you own a IPOD ..???
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African or European?
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Old 10-31-2022, 10:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2022, 11:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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What is your modus operandi?
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Old 10-31-2022, 11:59 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
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Old 10-31-2022, 02:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yes, sixty gig Ipod Classic
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The Party will tell you there are no Asian squirrels. All have been shot for collaborating with the west.
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I believe Prince Albert is in a bigger can than I could ever put him in, and much further down in the ground. He'd be a little ripe by now. Actually he's just a skelly.
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Old 10-31-2022, 05:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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