The Craziest Law In Your Country (American, member, track, quote)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-07-2005, 11:54 AM

So you can screw a kid but you can`t smoke in a club there?

Thats twisted

Trauma · 09-07-2005, 01:18 PM

I almost live in my own world, so smoking and drinking at school or even underage at all isn't ever a problem.

But still, two come to mind.

Crazy Laws. OF AMERICA!!
1. You can join an army and kill people at 18 but if you come to a bar with one eye, no leg, and about to die, you can't have a drink.

2. The No Child Left Behind Law

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-07-2005, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snickers

2. The No Child Left Behind Law

why is this a crazy law?

right-track · 09-07-2005, 03:09 PM

It's still legal (old unchanged law) to shoot a Scotsman (Engish/Scottish border region) if he trespasses on your land.

New-England-Clam-Chodah · 09-07-2005, 03:21 PM

U.S Laws

At the same time they were trying to ban homosexual marriage in texas one of the same senators was trying to legalise beastiality. Which I beleive is legal in Washington. And don't get me started on Alabama...

anticipation · 09-07-2005, 03:31 PM

we cant steal.

!

right-track · 09-07-2005, 03:34 PM

Here in Manchester, an ancient law declares that if a young man develops a lisp he must be inspected by a bishop to ensure that he is'nt developing homosexual tendencies.

Why a Bishop??

anticipation · 09-07-2005, 03:36 PM

because bishops are awesome!

right-track · 09-07-2005, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

because bishops are awesome!

I'd love to know what the inspection criteria is...maybe Fal knows

deadkennediespunk · 09-07-2005, 05:01 PM

1. safe school act ( suspended from school for dumdest reason on earth a electric pen that zaps people)

2. the patriot act sucks cause if you happen to look at the anarchist cookbook the govement will send spy ware to it that will believe me willl override any spy protection you have

09-07-2005, 11:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	So you can screw a kid but you can`t smoke in a club there? Thats twisted __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

09-07-2005, 01:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	I almost live in my own world, so smoking and drinking at school or even underage at all isn't ever a problem. But still, two come to mind. Crazy Laws. *OF AMERICA!!* 1. You can join an army and kill people at 18 but if you come to a bar with one eye, no leg, and about to die, you can't have a drink. 2. The No Child Left Behind Law __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

09-07-2005, 03:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
New-England-Clam-Chodah Is a Lover Not a Fighter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul,not constantanople Posts: 19	U.S Laws At the same time they were trying to ban homosexual marriage in texas one of the same senators was trying to legalise beastiality. Which I beleive is legal in Washington. And don't get me started on Alabama... __________________ -Jeff Hilt If I can't Have Control Over You, Then I Will Destrtoy You. .......................... "well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks. but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks...." ...................................... "Baby's on fire better throw her in the water look at her laughing like a hefer to the slaughter"(I'd put the rest of the lyrics in my sig but I don't think people would like that)

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09-07-2005, 03:09 PM	#14 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	It's still legal (old unchanged law) to shoot a Scotsman (Engish/Scottish border region) if he trespasses on your land.

09-07-2005, 03:31 PM	#16 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	we cant steal. !

09-07-2005, 03:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Here in Manchester, an ancient law declares that if a young man develops a lisp he must be inspected by a bishop to ensure that he is'nt developing homosexual tendencies. Why a Bishop??

09-07-2005, 03:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	because bishops are awesome!

09-07-2005, 05:01 PM	#20 (permalink)
deadkennediespunk green day hater Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: nh aka no where Posts: 111	1. safe school act ( suspended from school for dumdest reason on earth a electric pen that zaps people) 2. the patriot act sucks cause if you happen to look at the anarchist cookbook the govement will send spy ware to it that will believe me willl override any spy protection you have