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The Batlord 09-16-2014 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1487247)
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Centurion
A bunch of undeveloped characters that I couldn't care less about spend 90 minutes killing each other in extremely dull "action" sequences. Aside from some attractive landscape photography and the novelty of seeing McNulty from The Wire playing a Roman general, this movie had absolutely nothing of interest to offer.

Yeah, that movie sucked. But no matter how straight I might be, I'd still go gay for a night with Michael Fassbender. Just puttin' it out there.

Janszoon 09-16-2014 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1488246)
Yeah, that movie sucked. But no matter how straight I might be, I'd still go gay for a night with Michael Fassbender. Just puttin' it out there.

I'll let him know.

Exo 09-16-2014 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1488246)
Yeah, that movie sucked. But no matter how straight I might be, I'd still go gay for a night with Michael Fassbender. Just puttin' it out there.

There is nothing gay about this sentence.

The Batlord 09-16-2014 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1488259)
I'll let him know.

Please do. If you're reading this, Michael, call me.



Engine 09-20-2014 01:14 AM

Last Film I Have Seen is Dark Passage and I am devoted to watching only classic films until I've had my fill. I'm not a curmudgeon but I'm seriously bored by contemporary film right now. Boyhood was an enormous disappointment. Fuck you Linklater, I don't care how many times you film sequences with a growing boy (I mean that kid, not Ethan Hawke), you have bored me with your pseudo-intellectual musings. Old Hollywood 4 Life. Next up is Key Largo.

Key 09-20-2014 01:27 AM

Tommy Boy

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There's never a dull moment in this movie no matter how many times I watch it.

Janszoon 09-20-2014 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1489115)
Tommy Boy

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There's never a dull moment in this movie no matter how many times I watch it.

Fat maaan in liiiiiiiittle coat.

Exo 09-20-2014 11:53 AM

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Afflicted

Winner of the best feature award last year at Fantastic Fest, Afflicted gives us yet another movie where the characters feel the need to document everything for our amusement. They document their meals. They document their parties. They document themselves trying to cock block their friend boning a french girl. This film at least tried to set up reasons why this would be going on. Derek has a serious illness and wants to travel the world before he croaks. Clif is his best friend and amateur filmmaker and will accompany Derek and film ****ing everything. I’m actually okay with this premise. It makes sense although if I was Derek I would beat the **** out of Clif for being so goddamn annoying. For the constructs of the film though, I’ll allow it.

Like most found footage films, the first third consists of attempts at building character development by showing our lead characters having a grand old time doing what they originally set out to do. The curveball is thrown and we as the audience are left trying to figure out what is happening along with our dumbfounded camera man. “WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU DEREK?” I share this mans bewilderment but I couldn’t help noticing small details that in hindsight are now glaring clues as to what was happening. I guess the film did a good job in covering up what that was but once the early twist occurs the film just starts to take the cliche train towards Boring Station. The fact that this also won a screenplay award is telling of what kind of competition was in the running. The script basically took a half dozen original ideas from the last couple years in TV and film and posed them as their own. It’s like Prowse and Lee saw Chronicle, *Insert Exorcism Movie Here*, and Dexter and decided to make a film with all three characteristics. The writing and story arc is nothing we haven’t seen before and unfortunately this is why horror films do so poorly at the box office. Originality is lacking but I understand how hard it is to come up with an original horror film when there are so many coming out that have good ideas but horrible production value. It’s hard to get both right.

However…

I will say there is promise behind this film. For a film that cost less than a million dollars to make, the special effects and camera work was actually pretty impressive. There were many scenes after Derek “changed” that were engaging and tense despite being something that has been done time and time again. If anything, the filmmakers have some promise.

Afflicted is a very flawed film that lacks originality in the writing department but the impressive special effects and camera work could mean something bigger for the two filmmakers. I didn’t like the film particularly but there was certainly some promise behind it. I just hope they find actual actors instead of playing the leads themselves because they’re better off staying behind the camera.

2/5

Key 09-20-2014 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1489138)
Fat maaan in liiiiiiiittle coat.

Who's your favorite little rascal? Is it alfalfa? Or is it spanky.

Janszoon 09-20-2014 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1489249)
Who's your favorite little rascal? Is it alfalfa? Or is it spanky.

R.T. I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud! Rob, you were there!


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