Justthefacts

I am John Cusack, to the T.

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The Best Collection You'll See Today

Janszoon

I recently saw that movie on TV on a Sunday afternoon after not having seen it since 1998 and, yes, that truly is one of the most vomit-inducing scenes ever.

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A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man

Time & Place

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The Batlord

Armageddon is amazing. Perhaps second only to Independence Day as far as soulless blockbusters so bad they're almost works of art.

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YorkeDaddy

Independence Day is actually a decent movie imo. Armageddon is a piece of garbage

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Chula Vista

Troll, troll, troll away,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

I don't give a damn.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Exo

It's decent until you have Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith flying a f*cking ALIEN SHIP to another ALIEN SHIP THAT'S F*CKING THE SIZE OF HALF THE WORLD. Then they magically know exactly where the f*ck to go to hook up their again, ALIEN SHIP and download a f*cking computer virus to kill the aliens. Nonsense.

Also, that stripper mom and the annoying son from Prince of Bel Air should have been killed in that tunnel along with the damn dog. That explosion obliterated f*cking everything but they survived by hiding in a broom closet.

Also, f*cking first lady survives a goddamn plane crash and lives long enough to JUST say goodbye to her husband.

F*ck that movie. It's fun though. Bill Pullman made a good speech.

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Frownland

Independence Day got everyone's freedom boners raging to thrust mode when they blew up the whitehouse.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Chula Vista

What's with your obsession with boners and media?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

They both run the world. What's with your obsessively asking me daft questions?

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Chula Vista

You keep providing me with fodder?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”