I watched it whole and I remember a sense of dreadful mediocrity and not a single thing else.

Not having read the book; the only thing that felt contrived to me to me was Connery's character

I saw the special effects and didn't see any possible way it could have been anything other than absolute garbage. I'm just glad it wasn't a StarCraft movie so I wouldn't have to see my heart ripped out in front of me and ground into a fine powder.

I prefer the second Mortal Combat movie for a reason I've already explained.

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And if I recall correctly, me and Batty agreed that you are wrong

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TBH I don't remember much so my rants are probably 70% bull****.
Still go and read the book. It's glorious and Eco was one of the best writers of the 20th century.

That's some serious slut-chin.

Worthless. The first Sonya is more interesting looking and has a vastly better resting bitch face. And everything else was just more fun. That scene with Reptile fighting Liu Kang was masterful in showing that the movie had no interest in being a movie when it had the opportunity to make people hit each other more.

I'm so bad at reading novels. Usually, I put in a bookmark a few chapters in and fail to return for 1½ years. At this point, I exclusively read non-fiction. I get my fiction through movies and comic books instead, like the pleb that I am.

Same with me lately but I still try to act all superior and well-read.