Sarah Silverman is the only female comedian that could ever make me laugh

Who's the gweedo with the leather?

And I'm gonna throw in Carlos Mencia.

Andrew Dice Clay. He's actually not that bad of a comedian, just a bit 1 dimensional.

Dane Cook.

And Carlos Mencia is kinda obvious, but Ill throw him in there too.

Ah. Still don't know, but Ok.

JEFF ****ING DUNHAM. This guy is ****ing terrible.

Great choices

Dice
Dane Cook and Mencia are all awful.

I think Dane Cook is funny, but pretty overrated. Dunham, on the other hand, is unfunny and has even more fans than Cook. NOT ****ING RIGHT.

Dunham is funny

It's just a bit chessy

Dane Cook could never do what he does.

Dane Cook manages to steal funny jokes and make them horrible. I swear he's plagiarized more then he's even come up with.

I despise Dunham. I haven't found one of his jokes funny, except maybe Achmed. Barely. Because racism is an absolute riot.

And I never realized Cook plagiarized. Or cared. His actions and exaggeration are funny to me.

Yes and yes. It amazes me that either of them are as popular as they are.

Also: Margaret Cho.

hating dane cook is like hating zeppelin, indie, U2, and coldplay. We get it.

if you think he's "the worst" you don't watch comedy. Sit through the 80's comedians sometime and when the 10oth observation about the difference between gender, race, or politics comes up, then answer this question.

No, hes not "the worst", Ive seen worse comedians but they're so forgettable I dont even know their names, so I cant really post about them. As opposed to Dane Cook, whose name comes up constantly because hes so popular.

That's a very mean comparison.

At least Indie dosen't make horrible raunch comedy films.

Carrot Top. Idk if he even counts as a comedian, but he's a douche nonetheless.

Its not so much that he is the worst, his delivery is good.

Its just that he has a psycho-adoring fanbase,and is constantly being publicized you end up hating him more then you would if you only saw him occasionally.

That being said, he still isn't funny, using hand motions more then jokes or punchlines.

Dane Cook Parlays New Burger King Menu Item Into Hour-Long HBO Special | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Now that's funny.

That's the funniest Dane Cook joke evar.

Urban, you are a star. I'm in a hatin' mood...

fig.1. Emo Philips. The man-child from Hell.
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o...ld-refused.jpg

fig.2. Dennis Leary. Blatantly plagiarized Bill Hicks, line for line. Stole persona and act of the great man but omitted all compassion for humanity. As such deserves slow, painful death.
http://www.comedycontact.com/images/dennisleary.jpg

fig.3. Roy 'Chubby' Brown. Ah, Britain. Good old white-supremacist, reactionary, chauvinist, salt o' the earth, TV-dinner Britain. The 'real' Britain, according to Chubby.
Far, far past his sell-by date. Somebody purge this gluttonous F.U.C.K, please.
http://img.tesco.com/pi/entertainmen...422_DV_L_F.jpg

fig.4. And while your at it throw 'Little Britain' on the pyre, before the viewing figures send me spiraling into self-abuse again.
http://www.trashcouture.co.uk/graphi...e-britain1.jpg

I liked Emo when he voiced Shannon in Home Movies.

And yeah Leary is a horrible stand up, he stole a lot from Hicks, just took out the actual punchlines.

^^

It's weird with Peter Kay, because his stand up is decidedly average. Yet 'Phoenix Nights' was bloody brilliant and 'Max And Paddy' had it's moments too.

He stole one joke from him.

The rest of his stuff was nothing like Hicks.

glad you pointed that out, ofcourse, he made that role.

as for Dennis Leary you can't have seen much Hicks and/or Leary otherwise you'd be agreeing with me. Obviously the man had some original skits (funny ones too)... anyone else i'd let it slide but you can't **** around with Hicks' legacy. not on

I've seen everything both Hicks and Leary have put out.

Apart from the jogging/smoking thing their material is nothing alike.

then we agree to disagree less we end up with aggy

Carlos Mencia may well be the worst comedian in history.

ya he is, hes even worse than dane cook... and thats embarrising. at least dane cook is (kinda) funny when he steals other peoples material.

I know this will come off as a bit racist but I can't really stand most latino comics.

I like Greg Geraldo alright though.

Seconded.

Can't stand Dane Cook either. As for Leary, he can be funny when he tones down the whole 'if-I-shout-this-loud-it's-gotta-be-funny' thing

Jamie Kennedy is pretty annoying.

i dont see why everyone likes jeff dunhams achmed thing its by far his worst act not like any of them are that funny but still

everyone who tries to make witty observations on musicbanter.

Him:
http://www.dignews.com/admin/screens..._person_02.jpg
And that pic shows just about how funny he ever gets. I saw him live...I didn't laugh once.

ehh he's okay not as unfunny as a lot of the other ones on here

I like Demetri, I won't lie. I love his ironic humor and deadpan delivery. Sure Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg have done it before, but I like his take on it.

oh the irony.

i am the lulz.




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Frank Skinner.
And here's a word I don't use often...he's a first class CUNT!
Unfunny, sycophantic and extremely loathsome and worse still...an ABU.
I despise this man with a burning passion and would gladly beat his stupid smug, rat faced features to a bloody pulp should he ever have the misfortune to meet me.



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