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The closing scene of Some Like It Hot with Jerry (a man dressed as a woman) trying to fend off the advances of Osgood.

Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Pulls of wig]
Jerry: I'm a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!

I love this film!

"The reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reason when you've got heroin?"

Hell yea bitches ;)

I've been thinking with my guts since I was 14. And you know what I've discovered? My guts have **** for brains! - High Fidelity

That movie has great dialogue!

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Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 866946)

trainspotting

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Now I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. Or we'd outgrown each other, you know, that sort of thing. But let's face it, I ripped them off - my so called mates. But Begbie, I couldn't give a **** about him. And Sick Boy, well he'd done the same to me, if he'd only thought of it first. And Spud, well okay, I felt sorry for Spud - he never hurt anybody. So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the ****ing big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.

I wish MB had a 'Like' button so I could like that post. :D

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Originally Posted by glastonelle (Post 876308)

I wish MB had a 'Like' button so I could like that post. :D

I've been thinking that for a long while now.

Here's a quote that always makes me giggle: "look at me I'm in a nut shell, how did I get into this nutshell?" - Austin Powers

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 876351)

I've been thinking that for a long while now.

Here's a quote that always makes me giggle: "look at me I'm in a nut shell, how did I get into this nutshell?" - Austin Powers

I'd be great though. Instead of always having to comment, a simple like would do the trick :)

Oh and tell me about it. Absolutely everything in Austin Powers makes me laugh. The teeth, the quotes, the pathtic villians and names. I LOVE it :love:

"this weddings horse****" ;)

Any dialogue Tarantino writes is usually brilliant.