Favourite Movie Quotes
 

Street Trash: "Fuck you! Give me a bottle of booze, here's my dollar, suck my dick"

Bladerunner: "wake up! time to die"

The Thing: " I don't wanna spend the rest of the winter tied to this FUCKING CHAIR!"

Angel Heart: "He used to play the drums like two jack rabbits fucking"

Taxi Driver: "Shit... I'm waiting for the sun to shine."

Plenty more to come.

I love that one. Doesn't he start sweetly by saying something like, "Hey guys, when you have a moment"?

Idiocracy
"Water? You mean like from the toilet?"

The Big Lebowski
"Fair? Who's the fucking nihilist here? What are you, a bunch of fucking crybabies?"

Repo Man
Duke: "The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am."
Otto: "That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me."
Duke: "Yeah, but it still hurts."

A Mighty Wind
"Thank God for the model trains, you know? If they didn't have the model trains they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains."

Yeah he does that's why it works so well.

I could fill pages with quotes from Withnail & I. Here's a couple from Monty:

"Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp."

"Flowers are simply tarts; prostitutes for the bees."

Princess Mononoke
Lady Eboshi: What exactly are you here for?
Prince A****aka: To see with eyes... unclouded by hate.

Kôhroku: My arm, it doesn't hurt anymore. IT'S HEALED!
[bones crack]
Kôhroku: Ow! No, it's still broken.

And since I don't have much of a thing for quotes, but rather their delivery, here's a scene from Troll 2 for the lulz

Tyler Durden: You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. **** damnation, man, **** redemption! If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!

This automatic censor thing is an endless source of lulz.

12 Angry Men
Juror #10: Bright? He's a common ignorant slob. He don't even speak good English.
Juror #11: Doesn't even speak good English.

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
Arthur Seaton: I'm out for a good time - all the rest is propaganda.

The Big Lebowski
Walter: **** it, Dude, let's go bowling.

Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Hi, Lloyd!
Lloyd: Hi, Harry!
Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off a jet way again.

I'm sure I'll remember a few more in time...

Pulp Fiction:
"I'm gonna get medevil on your ass!"

Anchorman:
"Hey Ron I'm riding a big furry tractor."

There's Somthing About Mary:
"Is it the frank or the beans?"

The Crow: "Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."

Casino Royale: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

Boondock Saints:
"Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
Rocco: Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match ****'s gotta go.
Doc: What?
Connor: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen."

Young Frankenstein: "What hump?"

Into the Wild:

Christopher McCandless : "What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now?"