Favourite Movie Quotes

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-04-2010, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glastonelle

I'd be great though. Instead of always having to comment, a simple like would do the trick

Oh and tell me about it. Absolutely everything in Austin Powers makes me laugh. The teeth, the quotes, the pathtic villians and names. I LOVE it

He's pretty much comical gold.

The next one me and my mate find HIGHlarious:

"you take that pile of films over there and box em', then you ship em'. Then you take another lot, box em' and ship em'. - Boss

"What do you do after you box them?" - Robin Williams (Mrs Doubtfire)

"YA SHIP EM', smartass!" - Boss

Tea Supremacist · 06-05-2010, 12:36 PM

"Alright, ***" from Shaun of the Dead. Purely because it is still used as a greeting in my local and probably will remain so forever.

Also "Because we're winners and winners get to do what they like" From 'Night at the Roxbury'. A quote I have used many, many times on nights out...

FETCHER. · 06-06-2010, 10:29 AM

***?

TheCunningStunt · 07-12-2010, 04:46 AM

Comfortable Silence

Definitely one of my favourites of all time.

ElephantSack · 07-12-2010, 08:53 AM

Takin' back to the early 90s with Problem Child.

Nun: "I want these pots so clean, that I can see my reflection!"
Junior: *holds up scum-filled pot*, "This looks like you!"

Clown: "Look! A Giraffe!"
Martin: "Look! A fist!"

thomasracer56 · 07-12-2010, 04:06 PM

The movie "The Jerk" is about a white hobo, and the first thing he says is, "I was born a poor, black child."

Then, when he was rich and got sued for an invention he made, he said, "One dollar and NINE CENTS!" as he wrote checks.

Finally, he is sleeping in a motel when a dog barks up the whole place and the dude thought there was a fire:
Main character: "I'm gonna call this dog Lifesaver!"
Guy walking out of hotel room:"No, you should call him ****head."
Main character:"Okay. Come on ****head!"

glastonelle · 07-16-2010, 04:07 AM

Hot Fuzz: "Sh*t just got real!" - (I'm always saying that now, even though I look like the mean douche..)

and also from Hot Fuzz: "Crusty jugglers..."

ElephantSack · 07-16-2010, 07:25 AM

"P. Staker?! Oh, come on!! Piss taker??!!"

...

"OK, Mr. Staker."

downwardspiral · 07-18-2010, 02:46 AM

"Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you, but you were not home. Therefore... you are gay. Signed Tiffany, and Amber"

Tea Supremacist · 07-18-2010, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

***?

"Alright Gay"
Written in the days before I found out about the poxy censor thing....

Quote:

Originally Posted by thomasracer56

The movie "The Jerk" is about a white hobo, and the first thing he says is, "I was born a poor, black child."

Also from that film, the legendary... "You mean I'm gonna STAY this colour?!"

06-05-2010, 12:36 PM	#172 (permalink)
Tea Supremacist Like a fart in a trance Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Chavham. Go on, Wiki it. Posts: 115	"Alright, *" from Shaun of the Dead. Purely because it is still used as a greeting in my local and probably will remain so forever. Also "Because we're winners and winners get to do what they like" From 'Night at the Roxbury'. A quote I have used many, many times on nights out... __________________ 'You got red on you...'**

07-12-2010, 04:46 AM	#174 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Comfortable Silence Definitely one of my favourites of all time. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

07-12-2010, 08:53 AM	#175 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	Takin' back to the early 90s with Problem Child. Nun: "I want these pots so clean, that I can see my reflection!" Junior: holds up scum-filled pot, "This looks like you!" Clown: "Look! A Giraffe!" Martin: "Look! A fist!" __________________ OF THE SUN

07-16-2010, 04:07 AM	#177 (permalink)
glastonelle lets make a mess, lioness Join Date: May 2010 Location: NZ Posts: 400	Hot Fuzz: "Sht just got real!" - (I'm always saying that now, even though I look like the mean douche..) and also from Hot Fuzz: "Crusty jugglers..." Last edited by glastonelle; 07-16-2010 at 06:52 PM.*

07-16-2010, 07:25 AM	#178 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	"P. Staker?! Oh, come on!! Piss taker??!!" ... "OK, Mr. Staker." __________________ OF THE SUN

07-12-2010, 04:06 PM	#176 (permalink)
thomasracer56 Still Crazy Nutso! Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: California, USA Posts: 148	The movie "The Jerk" is about a white hobo, and the first thing he says is, "I was born a poor, black child." Then, when he was rich and got sued for an invention he made, he said, "One dollar and NINE CENTS!" as he wrote checks. Finally, he is sleeping in a motel when a dog barks up the whole place and the dude thought there was a fire: Main character: "I'm gonna call this dog Lifesaver!" Guy walking out of hotel room:"No, you should call him **head." Main character:"Okay. Come on **head!"

07-18-2010, 02:46 AM	#179 (permalink)
downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	"Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you, but you were not home. Therefore... you are gay. Signed Tiffany, and Amber"