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Fight Club has some good quotes in it.

You know usually people list them...kind of the point of the thread.

I've been on a Young Frankenstein kick lately...which is totally quotable, but here's one of my faves:


Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.

"Come with uncle, and have things all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones! You. Are. Invited!"

"Let me do a little impression for ya.. Caw! Caw! Bang! ****! I'm Dead!"

"And when you jumped on that one security guard's back and started yelling, 'The CIA put a chip in my brain!', I laughed so hard I almost **** my pants."
"Almost?!"

"I will blow my ****in' brains out! If you can tell me that ****in' cat's name!!"
"Ahh, WHAT COLOR WAS IT, BITCH?!!"

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

Walken ftw.

That's ****in badass.

"fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, mary f*ckin poppins, london!" avi, snatch

"they don't have meetings about rainbows" sixth sense. cracks me up.

from Wild Hogs;

Tim Allen: You're the sheriff, why don't you go out there?
Stephen Tobolowsky: I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!

i love that movie.