It sucks. Thank god I don't have the money for cocaine or I'd be inconsolable.

I'd be more inconsolable about not being able to afford cocaine if I were you.

If you mail me drugs I'll send you a signed picture of me smiling.

Can you send me a signed photo of yourself crying while doing something that I'll explain via PM?

I'll do anything for drugs. Anything. You want a baggie full of assorted fluids?

A bottle of Tylenol is on the way. You can tell your friends it's that good Cali ****.

Nice. I've been looking for a way to build up to heroin.

Don't be so dismissive of his culture. You know vampires can't look in mirrors!

We can, we just need to hold up an artist's rendition.

I tried watching evangelion a few months ago and quit halfway in because it was boring as ****.
Come at me.