The Adventures of Lava Girl and Shark Boy. Sweet Jesus Christ almighty is that film awful.

I'm going to actually name a bad movie, and not some overrated Oscar nominated one:

THIS!

http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/80/PC2-1.jpg

Just because, I never in my life, imagined this amount of hideousness to be possible.
Look at that smile, it is inserted every 5 minutes, after a never ending zoom-in connoting the drama of this ugly kid's mischief:

http://content.internetvideoarchive....4/001458_1.jpg

No way dude TASBLG is the best movie EVER! So much symbolism in that scene with the Milk and Cookies river...

YOU F*CKING C*NT!!! DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY YEARS IT TOOK TO FINALLY REMOVE ALL TRACES OF THIS MOVIE COMPLETELY FROM MY MEMORY? VERY EXPENSIVE SURGERY.

Thanks a lot assh*le.

But yeah, that really was one of the most horrible, mean spirited films I've ever seen in my life, it's so cringeworthy I can't even talk about it, like, I don't even want to go there, this film inhabits a very dark and scary place in my mind. And this was a kids film, I still can't get over that.

WAY WAY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY worse than the first movie and that's saying a whole f*cking lot.

It was that bad? Please - one of you... posts clips or describe a scene. Boobs I know this is painful... but what happens in this film?

I love to share my pain, and those pranks weren't even mean spirited. It was only some ugly jokes, that even a sadistic person can never find the point of making them.... and that smile, that smile is still burning in my brain!!

In the words of Phil Collins...
I wanna know. Wontcha shooow me?

I'm not doing it man, if you want to venture the 9th circle of hell there's always Youtube.

And if you post any clips on this forum I will try and get you banned.

Just look at that smile man, that SMIIILE !!

http://content.internetvideoarchive....4/001458_1.jpg

It's there, after every prank (or idea for a future prank, and there's a LOT of those)... and it's there, and the shot getting closer and closer... closer and closer, he's smiling. And you know that what's coming next is not going to be good at all, you may even puke, but you're still frozen by that smile.... awful.

and I can't understand why you are not into this movie.
I think it is GREAT, and especially for kids.
It's full of fun and philosophy!
My kids will def watch it)
and the poster is also nice