^I think you forgot to add Hitler to your list.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...c0&oe=564016AA

(my Christmas cards, circa 2013 - the mister didn't think they were fit for distribution)

Does he know what Christmas is? Those cards would only be inappropriate if they were put out as Hanukkah cards.

Anyway, whichever guy you're fawning over has a very Hitler-esque stache. Might as well include Hitler if you're going to keep with the theme.

https://upw-prod-images.global.ssl.f...b731e149a6.gif

also, Frowns, I'm surprised at you.

THAT MAN IS RON MAEL.

RON MAEL IS ONE OF MANY LOVES OF MY LIFE.

I'm quite aware. As long as he isn't responsible for that falsetto bull**** I'm cool with him, but that's a Hitleresque moustache regardless of how massive your ladyboner for him is.

In a way, he is responsible for the falsetto, having written all of his melodies on the high end of the keyboard (I can't quite remember it right now but he once basically said that he writes the songs whether or not he thinks his brother can hit the notes (but he better)) but mostly he's just responsible for hilarious lyrics and his moustache.

Which he says was modeled after Charlie Chaplin.

Sure it was.

Sparks are pretty damn cool and the falsetto singing is fun.

My feelings exactly. Sparks were actually banned from French tv for Ron's moustache.

"But when I trimmed it real small
my Jewish friends would never call
(wooo ooo oooo oooo)
my, my, my, my, my moustache, moustache, moustache, moustache, moustache....."

It's pretty the sole reason I'm not a fan of them. I really like their instrumentation, but the singing just annoys me too much.