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OccultHawk 03-11-2018 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1932442)
The Da Vinci Code

**** this boring bull****.

I agree it was horribly written

Akai 03-11-2018 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1932436)
Really? You don't see how he's an authoritarian who would totally make dissenters disappear in the middle of the night if he had the power? Sometimes I forget that you're a right wing dunce.

All I write is 'how?' and you assume I'm a right winger...

Music Banter though.

Frownland 03-11-2018 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Akai (Post 1932460)
All I write is 'how?' and you assume I'm a right winger...

Music Banter though.

Nobody wants to see you masturbate.

Akai 03-11-2018 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1932462)
Nobody wants to see you masturbate.

Why not?

Thought you guys were well liberal about your sexuality?

Frownland 03-11-2018 05:53 PM

Damn you really got me. You win. Tug as you wish, even if it's on a metaphorical level. Wouldn't want to break the liberal code.

Trollheart 03-11-2018 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Akai (Post 1932463)
Why not?

Thought you guys were well liberal about your sexuality?

Yeah but not yours.
Go get frappanised somewhere in private. ;)

The Batlord 03-11-2018 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1932449)
I agree it was horribly written

What are you talking about? That's what the characters were saying the entire book. Not just the readers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akai (Post 1932460)
All I write is 'how?' and you assume I'm a right winger...

Music Banter though.

I've seen your goofy political ****. You're a right wing dunce.

Akai 03-11-2018 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1932467)
I've seen your goofy political ****. You're a right wing dunce.

Fairly lackluster response here.

Trollheart 03-11-2018 06:26 PM

The Day of the Triffids (John Wyndham)

One day, these triffids, see ....

The Godfather (Mario Puzo)

Gangsters always win.

The Bible (The Fab Four)

Once Upon a Time...

Lord of the Flies (William Golding)

This bunch of kids get stranded on an island, and have great craic till the adults arrive and take them home.

OccultHawk 03-11-2018 07:01 PM

The Koran (Diaper Head)

Thou shall suck the dicks of camels.


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