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Old 03-11-2018, 08:20 PM   #51 (permalink)
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The Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Graeme)

Moles? Rats? Frogs? Someone in Riverbank Animal Control has a lot of questions to answer!

Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (AA Milne)

Some fat bastards just don't know when to stop eating.

Dracula (Bram Stoker)

A Romanian nobleman comes to England and is executed with extreme prejudice without a shred of scientific evidence or any trial.

Frankenstein (Mary Shelley)

Life finds a way. Then it kills you.

Black Beauty (Anna Sewell)

It's about a horse, not some fine biatch.

The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

Some English gentlemen can't keep their noses out of police business.

The Canterbury Tales (Geoffrey Chaucer)

A load of boring ****s go on a boring journey.

Lolita (Vladimir Nabokov)

Thank Heaven for little girls.
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Old 03-11-2018, 09:28 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Damnit

I can’t believe I let you beat me to Lolita.
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Old 03-11-2018, 09:31 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I can’t believe I let you beat me to Lolita.
They're only that young once so you should make sure to get it while the getting is good.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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I can’t believe I let you beat me to Lolita.
I knew you'd like that one.
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:38 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Hemingway’s Entire Bibliography

Donald Trump Jr. wants to live like me even though he’s an illiterate coward and 80 years too late. Hopefully, he’ll die like I did, soon.
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I've seen your goofy political ****. You're a right wing dunce.

I haven't but would like to.
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I haven't but would like to.
I think most of the politically opinionated stuff I've written on this website (what little of it there is) is in here;

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I think most of the politically opinionated stuff I've written on this website (what little of it there is) is in here;

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Thanks.
I expected something much goofier tbh.
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Around the World in Eighty Days (Jules Verne)

A man goes around the world in eighty days.

The Wizard of Oz (Frank L. Baum)

Four losers go on a drug-fuelled trip.

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (Samuel Taylor Coleridge)

An old guy goes on a drug-fuelled trip to sea
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