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Old 11-26-2018, 03:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm definitely gonna be checking out this thread whenever I'm in horror movie mode. Diabel sounds like a hoot.
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Old 11-26-2018, 04:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Splatter Farm, 1987

And now for something completely different. I'm not gonna try to pass this off as a masterpiece or even a "good" movie cuz I guess technically it's not. A C-Grade $12 budget horror jaunt with spectacular non-acting that thankfully doesn't take itself seriously in the slightest and offers good laughs strictly from how ridiculously deadpan-ly the line is delivered.

Alright though, appearance and technicalities aside, I still love Splatter Farm and all it's wonderful splatter charm. In all seriousness (granted that's not too much), I think it does succeed in being highly creepy in its minimalistic, low rent atmosphere. The gore too is oddly captivating and on a few occasions the movie gets genuinely gross and disturbing.

If you want artsy this and that or quality anything then I suggest you steer clear of Splatter Farm and any other movie with splatter in the title. So I wouldn't actively recommend it to anyone but it holds a place in my heart and the dialogue is gold.

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"Eh, then we'll kick their asses."
Pure gold.

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Old 11-26-2018, 04:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Reminds me of how Redneck Zombies is dumb as **** but that scene where the zombies are tearing the guy's stomach open and pulling out his intestines is legit gore nirvana.
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Old 11-26-2018, 04:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Yo Mondo, have you seen Blood Diner?
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Old 11-26-2018, 04:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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check out Motel Hell

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Yo Mondo, have you seen Blood Diner?
yeah, it's alright but didn't splatter as much as I hoped it would

The straight up plagiarism of Blood Feast I'm sure is intentional (as I think it was originally gonna be a sequel now that I think about it?) but doesn't help
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Blood Feast > Blood Rage > Blood Diner >>>> Blood Freak
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Never seen Blood Feast but I have clear memories of seeing it at a tiny movie rental store in a super market that I went to constantly as a kid with my mother. I was young enough (like four years old plus a few extra years until the store closed and my heart broke) that I didn't even know how to spell blood so I was confused at what "blewd" was supposed to mean, and the horror section was right next to the register so I had a lot of time waiting in line to look at the VHS box cover time and time again and think about it.
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Old 11-26-2018, 05:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Never seen Blood Feast but I have clear memories of seeing it at a tiny movie rental store in a super market that I went to constantly as a kid with my mother. I was young enough (like four years old plus a few extra years until the store closed and my heart broke) that I didn't even know how to spell blood so I was confused at what "blewd" was supposed to mean, and the horror section was right next to the register so I had a lot of time waiting in line to look at the VHS box cover time and time again and think about it.
Herschell Gordon Lewis's effects are uncanny as a splatter of fact
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