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pourmeanother · 10-20-2009, 03:47 PM

22/Male Seeking Artist or Group to Fall in Love With

I've had many crushes in my young life; I've even been in love a few times; however, I've reached a point where I've lost that tingle in my trousers.

When I was in high school I had a lot of false alarms. I was quick to say "I love you", but did so without even really knowing what true love was. I flung that love out to whatever was hot and on the radio willing to put out.

I graduated to college, where I found my first TRUE love: Underground Hip-Hop. A bit of Blue Scholars, a dabble of Sweatshop Union, some Jedi Mind Trick zest. I started doing things like making mixed CDs for them--that's when you know you're caught up.

This was a long-standing relationship, one that I still haven't put behind me. We continued to age and grow together. I added Atmosphere, DOOM, Common, Living Legends, and so on and so forth. At some point, I needed something new.

Like any good Bro Namath in college, I let Jack Johnson dote on me. How else could me and my fellow Bro-do Baggins's get down, while playing Halo and trying to get girls naked? Like all relationships rooted in sex, this one saw its fair share of problems... It became more of a niche- a hit it and quit it, if you will- good for rainy days, studying, and impressing girls. I needed more inspiration.

Enter: The Black Keys. This was the party girl, dancing on a table top, grabbing everyone's attention with her boisterous personality. How could you not like her? Yeah, she's loud; maybe slightly obnoxious to some; but, she pulled me in like no other. She opened my eyes to entirely new genres.

Lately, The Black Keys- along with other garage, blues, honey-drip vocals, alt rock groups- have been constantly on my mind. Somewhere, though, in a small crevice in the curls of my brain, is a thought. A thought that it's possible I could stray; I could find something on the side that will give me butterflies in my stomach like when I was a kid; something that will give me that wet-my-pants joy.

I need help though. That is why I've made this want ad. I need an artist or group that I can fall in love with. I'm not looking for one or two tracks; I'm not even looking for one or two albums; I'm looking for a band with an ENTIRE CATALOG that is worth cop[ping/ulating]. I want something lip-biting, ***-in-my-pants good.

Look, I'll always love you, baby, but it's time to find something new to reinvigorate my life.

Can you be that group? [Please, let me know!!!]

Gavin B. · 10-20-2009, 09:53 PM

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I want something lip-biting, ***-in-my-pants good. Look, I'll always love you, baby, but it's time to find something new to reinvigorate my life.

The Irish whiskey product (in photo above) will reinvigorate your life so much, you'll bite your freakin' lips right off your face.

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abdullah424 · 10-21-2009, 10:48 AM

That torpedo ipa looks really really good...but I doubt I'll ever be able to find it out here in Chicago.

But while I'm on the subject, what do you think of Samuel Smiths?

pourmeanother · 12-04-2009, 02:38 PM

You know, I just had my first Samuel Smith's brew last night. I know Smith's ranks high on sites like beer advocate, but I don't see it too many places around here. Just tried the Winter Welcome Ale, and it was tasty. It was flavorful, but not overpowering like an IPA. Speaking of IPAs, I have a PSA:

PSA!!!
Do not drink Full Sail IPA! If you're looking for a beer pong substitute for Bud Light, then this IPA might be right up your alley. If you're looking for a beer that has some actual flavor, hoppyness, and isn't watered down- then look elsewhere. Seriously, if you can tilt back and chug a bottle of India Pale Ale, without any repercussions, then there is something wrong. I made the unfortunate decision to buy this piece of **** a week ago, and it is comparable to American light microbrews. For something that boasts that it is "generously hopped", it fails to deliver. **** this. I think I'm boycotting this brewery for the time being. For shame. Be warned, public, be warned...

10-20-2009, 03:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 852	22/Male Seeking Artist or Group to Fall in Love With I've had many crushes in my young life; I've even been in love a few times; however, I've reached a point where I've lost that tingle in my trousers. When I was in high school I had a lot of false alarms. I was quick to say "I love you", but did so without even really knowing what true love was. I flung that love out to whatever was hot and on the radio willing to put out. I graduated to college, where I found my first TRUE love: Underground Hip-Hop. A bit of Blue Scholars, a dabble of Sweatshop Union, some Jedi Mind Trick zest. I started doing things like making mixed CDs for them--that's when you know you're caught up. This was a long-standing relationship, one that I still haven't put behind me. We continued to age and grow together. I added Atmosphere, DOOM, Common, Living Legends, and so on and so forth. At some point, I needed something new. Like any good Bro Namath in college, I let Jack Johnson dote on me. How else could me and my fellow Bro-do Baggins's get down, while playing Halo and trying to get girls naked? Like all relationships rooted in sex, this one saw its fair share of problems... It became more of a niche- a hit it and quit it, if you will- good for rainy days, studying, and impressing girls. I needed more inspiration. Enter: The Black Keys. This was the party girl, dancing on a table top, grabbing everyone's attention with her boisterous personality. How could you not like her? Yeah, she's loud; maybe slightly obnoxious to some; but, she pulled me in like no other. She opened my eyes to entirely new genres. Lately, The Black Keys- along with other garage, blues, honey-drip vocals, alt rock groups- have been constantly on my mind. Somewhere, though, in a small crevice in the curls of my brain, is a thought. A thought that it's possible I could stray; I could find something on the side that will give me butterflies in my stomach like when I was a kid; something that will give me that wet-my-pants joy. I need help though. That is why I've made this want ad. I need an artist or group that I can fall in love with. I'm not looking for one or two tracks; I'm not even looking for one or two albums; I'm looking for a band with an ENTIRE CATALOG that is worth cop[ping/ulating]. I want something lip-biting, ***-in-my-pants good. Look, I'll always love you, baby, but it's time to find something new to reinvigorate my life. Can you be that group? [Please, let me know!!!] __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

12-04-2009, 02:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 852	You know, I just had my first Samuel Smith's brew last night. I know Smith's ranks high on sites like beer advocate, but I don't see it too many places around here. Just tried the Winter Welcome Ale, and it was tasty. It was flavorful, but not overpowering like an IPA. Speaking of IPAs, I have a PSA: PSA!!! Do not drink Full Sail IPA! If you're looking for a beer pong substitute for Bud Light, then this IPA might be right up your alley. If you're looking for a beer that has some actual flavor, hoppyness, and isn't watered down- then look elsewhere. Seriously, if you can tilt back and chug a bottle of India Pale Ale, without any repercussions, then there is something wrong. I made the unfortunate decision to buy this piece of ** a week ago, and it is comparable to American light microbrews. For something that boasts that it is "generously hopped", it fails to deliver. ** this. I think I'm boycotting this brewery for the time being. For shame. Be warned, public, be warned... __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

10-21-2009, 10:48 AM	#13 (permalink)
abdullah424 Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 351	That torpedo ipa looks really really good...but I doubt I'll ever be able to find it out here in Chicago. But while I'm on the subject, what do you think of Samuel Smiths?