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OccultHawk · 10-14-2017, 09:29 AM

An omphaloskeptical take on I Wish I Was A Mole in the Ground

I wish I was a mole in the ground.
Yes, I wish I was a mole in the ground.

[retreat, if available, is the obvious solution]

‘F I’se a mole in the ground, I’d root that mountain down,
And I wish I was a mole in the ground.

Spoiler for mountain top removal:

Oh, Kimpy wants a nine-dollar shawl.
Yes, Kimpy wants a nine-dollar shawl.
When I come o’er the hill with a forty-dollar bill,

[kimpy isn't a real name and not even old timey]
‘Tis, “Baby, where you been so long?”

I been in the Bend so long.
Yes, I been in the Bend so long.
I been in the Bend with the rough and rowdy men.
‘Tis, “Baby, where you been so long?”

[rough and rowdy fruit loops]

I don’t like a railroad man.
No, I don’t like a railroad man.
‘Cause a railroad man, they’ll kill you when he can,
And drink up your blood like wine.

Oh, I wish I was a lizard in the spring.
Yes, I wish I was a lizard in the spring.
‘F I’se a lizard in the spring, I’d hear my darlin’ sing,
An’ I wish I was a lizard in the spring.

Spoiler for campy child model:

Come, Kimpy, let your hair roll down.
Kimpy let your hair roll down.
Let your hair roll down and your bangs curl around.
Oh, Kimpy, let your hair roll down.

I wish I was a mole in the ground.
Yes, I wish I was a mole in the ground.
‘F I’se a mole in the ground, I’d root that mountain down,
An’I wish I was a mole in the ground.

10-14-2017, 09:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	An omphaloskeptical take on I Wish I Was A Mole in the Ground I wish I was a mole in the ground. Yes, I wish I was a mole in the ground. [retreat, if available, is the obvious solution] ‘F I’se a mole in the ground, I’d root that mountain down, And I wish I was a mole in the ground. Spoiler for mountain top removal: Oh, Kimpy wants a nine-dollar shawl. Yes, Kimpy wants a nine-dollar shawl. When I come o’er the hill with a forty-dollar bill, [kimpy isn't a real name and not even old timey] ‘Tis, “Baby, where you been so long?” I been in the Bend so long. Yes, I been in the Bend so long. I been in the Bend with the rough and rowdy men. ‘Tis, “Baby, where you been so long?” [rough and rowdy fruit loops] I don’t like a railroad man. No, I don’t like a railroad man. ‘Cause a railroad man, they’ll kill you when he can, And drink up your blood like wine. Oh, I wish I was a lizard in the spring. Yes, I wish I was a lizard in the spring. ‘F I’se a lizard in the spring, I’d hear my darlin’ sing, An’ I wish I was a lizard in the spring. Spoiler for campy child model: Come, Kimpy, let your hair roll down. Kimpy let your hair roll down. Let your hair roll down and your bangs curl around. Oh, Kimpy, let your hair roll down. I wish I was a mole in the ground. Yes, I wish I was a mole in the ground. ‘F I’se a mole in the ground, I’d root that mountain down, An’I wish I was a mole in the ground. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html Last edited by OccultHawk; 10-27-2017 at 12:50 PM.