Oriphiel

Right from the start, this is some good shit. Reminds me of when I was a teenager, and I used to listen to Painkiller at full blast in the supermarket and then go home to watch lo-fi rips of shitty movies scattered across the taint of the internet.

But as the album continued, something strange started to happen; a peculiar sensation did I feel, a-creeping across my thighs. As I looked down, I saw a sharp glint of steel poking out of my jeans. It was then that I realized that my cock had been transformed into a blade; at first a simple dagger, but before the night had ended it had become a glorious claymore. Standing up, my balls a-clanking (as they had been morphed into grenades), I rushed out the door to find a wench in which to sheath my edge.

Seriously, that was fucking awesome. It also helps that Autumn is like the best time to listen to shit like this. I'm gonna go buy some Slayer albums now.

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