What are the chances he looked like a pedophile cruising for kids?

He doesn't have that look but I'm sure it was a strange day for those employees seeing him roam the isles waxing poetic about fondler times.

Damn, the Toys R Us was big enough to have ****ing isles? No wonder they went bankrupt, that's unnecessarily large.

I knew I used the wrong spelling for that sh*tty word but I said f*ck it, nobody is going to read this anyway, and yet here you are...

I guess I should give you the benna fit of the doubt more often.