Britney Spears

[djchameleon]

oh man I missed out on this great post from Tums.

I thought someone would post about Britney's new song for Smurfs 2

[Queen Boo]

Britney has great legs and cute kids but even that isn't enough to make me pretend to give a **** about the smurfs. Thanks for reading my list guise!

[butthead aka 216]

damn i never thought deep about britney before but then again never listened to half those songs so all i can say is





its britney bitch

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Tumor

Britney has great legs and cute kids but even that isn't enough to make me pretend to give a **** about the smurfs. Thanks for reading my list guise!

You didn't like any songs from Femme Fatale?

[Queen Boo]

Originally Posted by 216

damn i never thought deep about britney before but then again never listened to half those songs so all i can say is





its britney bitch

Everything is infinitely more complicated than it seems, even corporate pop music. There's definitely a darkness to her music though, like the last song on my list and on Blackout. (inb4 someone posts Throbbing Gristle or something to try and say I'm wrong -_-)

[Queen Boo]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

You didn't like any songs from Femme Fatale?

I adore Femme Fatale, "Inside Out" probably should have been on my list. I worship the Blackout era though, nothing else really touches it. Least favorite era is the Circus era, I didn't like the singles as much as I usually do. Although when I dreamt I met Britney the other night she had on her ringleader costume...(she brushed my hair and told me that I was beautiful and special and that I should believe in myself )

[Queen Boo]

Can we talk about how wonderful this is?
I guess it's old but today was the first time I've heard it. I've never really paid that close of attention to Lil' Kim but she made one of my favorite songs even better and even though I don't know anything about her, I already think she's eons more interesting than Nicki Minaj. Can anybody recommend me which lil' kim album to download?

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Tumor

Tumor's incomplete list of god-tier Britney Spears songs


Breathe on Me: This song makes me think I might be in love with her. It's about sexual tension being better than sex itself. The hook is insanely sexy and her light, breathy vocals make it sound like she's whispering this into your ear.


Touch of my Hand: The song that inspired millions of teenage girls to start masturbating. A really gorgeous song about taking control of your sexuality. Probably the most beautiful song about self-pleasure ever recorded. The hook is very strange, it's meant to sound exotic and I think it draws you in.


I've Just Begun: Another song about taking control of your sexuality. Britney wrote it! If you don't go hard to this song at your bachelorette party then you're a failure and your kids will be born ugly. If cheating on Justin Chia Pet Timberlake was the birth of crazy Britney then this song was her baptism. A song about how casual sex can be a good thing, a VERY, VERY GOOD THING.


Break The Ice: It's so hard picking out songs from Blackout. If you really want to know the best part of Blackout, just listen to all of it. It's my favorite album ever recorded and if I didn't have it to listen to while I work out, I'd probably weigh 10,000 pounds. Anyway, people talk about how Britney Spears isn't sexy or beautiful anymore (which is bull****, ask me for proof if you want it)
but this song makes me think that she could have anybody she wanted. The only single on this list.

Toy Soldier

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Ooh Ooh Baby
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Perfect Lover
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Three of the best songs on Blackout, I can't pick just one. They're almost in a row, they're separated by "Hot as Ice" which is a ****ing amazing song but not god-tier. Blackout was so flawlessly produced. Danja is absolutely brilliant. She sounds like some crazy-sexy goddess on Blackout, especially in these songs. I almost had a heart attack when I found out she recorded Blackout while pregnant. "Ooh Ooh Baby" is sort of the song that made me love Britney as much as I do. It was 2007 and I was probably listening to Hot Topic-core and dressing like Dahvie Vanity threw up on me but I was still obsessed with pop culture and I could relate to Britney as she was going crazy. When Blackout leaked, I didn't listen to the whole thing because I didn't want to seem "uncool" but I did listen to this song when I happened upon it on youtube. I was absolutely blown away.


I Will be There: Notice this is the only song on this list that's from her early era. Not that I don't still listen to those albums to make me happy while I clean the house. God knows I do.
This song just makes me so happy, it's such a sweet and genuine song and I'd be lying if I said nobody's ever walked in on me singing this into my hairbrush. Whenever I feel really sad, I just listen to this song and I realize that things aren't worth giving up on. BTW, I'm probably in love with Britney Spears if you haven't figured that out by now. She's a sagittarius and I'm a taurus so it totally makes sense, but that's a whole different tangent I don't feel like going on now.


Mona Lisa: The song Britney wrote about her break down. The demo version is a million, billion times better than the cleaned up one. Whoever cleaned up the demo should be lynched, it butchered a masterpiece. You can tell Britney's talking about herself. When she says, "Now she is taking over," you believe it. You can hear the anger in her voice. It's a sarcastic and condescending song and I think it proves that Britney's a lot smarter than people think she is. Probably my favorite Britney Spears song and it makes me so sad that The Original Doll was aborted.

Great review! I adore Britney and think her album Blackout is the best she's ever done. It's a top pop record and is ridiculously sexy. Her voice is delicious. I really like her new stuff too.

[Queen Boo]

I actually think I downloaded it because I heard you and DJ talking about it.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Tumor

Can we talk about how wonderful this is?
I guess it's old but today was the first time I've heard it. I've never really paid that close of attention to Lil' Kim but she made one of my favorite songs even better and even though I don't know anything about her, I already think she's eons more interesting than Nicki Minaj. Can anybody recommend me which lil' kim album to download?

when you post youtube vids take out this "http://youtu.be/" and leave everything else within the brackets.

As far as Lil Kim albums go. I love Notorious Kim but Hard Core deserves to be mentioned. Pretty much get her first two albums.






She also contributed to this classic