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Dr_Rez · 01-08-2011, 04:31 PM

That is seriously pretty damned impressive. Although if your thinking of going professional I believe they are more concerned with overall weight rather than length. Although I think the question is more if that can be flushed not will be flushed.

The standard measuring unit for human faeces.
1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.

Here is an official document on the matter.

Couric

The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of ****. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.

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Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	That is seriously pretty damned impressive. Although if your thinking of going professional I believe they are more concerned with overall weight rather than length. Although I think the question is more if that can be flushed not will be flushed. The standard measuring unit for human faeces. 1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement. Here is an official document on the matter. Couric The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of ***. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew* Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew