The great hardcore/punk countdown

**Janszoon** · 05-15-2013, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by William_the_Bloody

1. Limp Bizkit Genre (Hardcore/Nxu Mextalx) Flordia, 90's

While never officially labeled a punk band, it cannot be stressed more that Limp Bizkit is the pure embodiment of hardcore, a band that lived and breathed punk with every fibre of their being. Say what you will about bands like the Gorilla Biscuits, in the end, they pale in comparison to the badassery of Limp Bizkit. The way Fred Durst grabs his package and fingers the camera in his videos is so angst ridden, I cannot help but find my Bizkit getting anything other than limp. And the lyrics in songs like Nookie are so profound "I did it all for the Nookie, so you can take that cookie, And stick it up your Yeah! Stick it up your Yeah!" Wow! that's awesome! So there you have it, my number 1 and the greatest hardcore band to walk the face of the earth!!!

Gold Cobra

If this really is number one, this thread is the greatest prank I have ever witnessed. Kudos my friend!

FRED HALE SR. · 05-16-2013, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by William_the_Bloody

1. Limp Bizkit Genre (Hardcore/Nxu Mextalx) Flordia, 90's

While never officially labeled a punk band, it cannot be stressed more that Limp Bizkit is the pure embodiment of hardcore, a band that lived and breathed punk with every fibre of their being. Say what you will about bands like the Gorilla Biscuits, in the end, they pale in comparison to the badassery of Limp Bizkit. The way Fred Durst grabs his package and fingers the camera in his videos is so angst ridden, I cannot help but find my Bizkit getting anything other than limp. And the lyrics in songs like Nookie are so profound "I did it all for the Nookie, so you can take that cookie, And stick it up your Yeah! Stick it up your Yeah!" Wow! that's awesome! So there you have it, my number 1 and the greatest hardcore band to walk the face of the earth!!!

Gold Cobra

Rollin

Break Stuff

You forgot to get your tour promos in Fred. Fred?

Paul Smeenus · 05-15-2013, 07:08 PM

Oh. My. Goodness. I love what you've done compiling this list, your diligence is incredible. But you lost me here. I hate those guys.

BastardofYoung · 05-15-2013, 08:13 PM

HAHAHA! I know this is a piss take entry.... pure comedy gold.

BastardofYoung · 05-16-2013, 01:53 AM

I agree with that. The ultimate troll.

Engine · 05-16-2013, 02:12 AM

This entire thread has been one of the most fun mindfucks ever created. Excellent work.

Newkie · 05-16-2013, 03:44 AM

Brilliant, fairplay. I take my hat off to you William.

The Batlord · 05-16-2013, 09:53 AM

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-16-2013, 10:29 AM

I wanted it to be Sigue Sigue Sputnik

William_the_Bloody · 05-16-2013, 05:48 PM

What's a matter guys??? no love for the badass Bizkit!!! Should I be offended???

Yes it was a gag, I just couldn't resist, so you can be rest assured knowing that the Biz is not number 1, nor number anything...thankfully.

I'll post band number one tonight with some parting thoughts. I've picked a band that is fairly conservative that people can't mumble about. They were a gigantic commercial success, so if you think about that it's not to hard to figure it out...keep it to yourself though.

05-15-2013, 08:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
BastardofYoung Buzz Killjoy Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada Posts: 2,692	HAHAHA! I know this is a piss take entry.... pure comedy gold. __________________ last.fm ‎"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey.

05-16-2013, 01:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
BastardofYoung Buzz Killjoy Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada Posts: 2,692	I agree with that. The ultimate troll. __________________ last.fm ‎"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey.

05-16-2013, 02:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	This entire thread has been one of the most fun mindfucks ever created. Excellent work. __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

05-16-2013, 10:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,626	I wanted it to be Sigue Sigue Sputnik __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

05-15-2013, 07:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Paul Smeenus David Hasselhoff Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Back in Portland, OR Posts: 3,681	Oh. My. Goodness. I love what you've done compiling this list, your diligence is incredible. But you lost me here. I hate those guys.

05-16-2013, 03:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
Newkie Boozy Lad Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Newport, South Wales Posts: 482	Brilliant, fairplay. I take my hat off to you William.

05-16-2013, 05:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
William_the_Bloody Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Sunnydale Cemetary Posts: 2,093	What's a matter guys??? no love for the badass Bizkit!!! Should I be offended??? Yes it was a gag, I just couldn't resist, so you can be rest assured knowing that the Biz is not number 1, nor number anything...thankfully. I'll post band number one tonight with some parting thoughts. I've picked a band that is fairly conservative that people can't mumble about. They were a gigantic commercial success, so if you think about that it's not to hard to figure it out...keep it to yourself though.