The suicide hotline skit from the Great Milenko.

I don't know what this skit is called but it goes like "I'll buy an ounce flip that buy another ounce and flip"... That's all I remember anyone know what it's called

His are a little long but mc chris is always good for a laugh on his skits.

Even though I've outgrown the Chronic, this bit gets me laughing:

[D.O.C.] Oh, oh, umm... "**** me in my ass"
Umm... "Step to me and let me suck yo ****"

[Snoop] Oh! "Things that Tim Dawg would say"!

On the Busdriver album Temporary Forever there's a skit where he freestyles to someone who's trying to take his order at a fast-food restaurant drive-through. That one sort of cracks me up. Aside from that pretty much all hip-hop skits I've ever heard suck.

Pharoah Monch has a pretty funny one on desire but I can't remember the name of it.

The open mic nights on Viktor Vaughns first album get me to LOL too.

I like the intro to The Pretty Toney Album. Especially when that one guy's like "You seen them commercials with the duck? It go 'AAFLAACKKKKKSCK'." actually that's all i really like about it. it's not that great. Never mind.

Those are brilliant! The sweary kid one and the rude directions, probably my 2 fave ever. Worthy mention to 'De La Soul Is Dead'.

Not overly keen on skits though in general, need to be used in moderation.

Yeah, i was gonna mention Bad Ass Kid on Fishscale. I think that's what it's called, it's the one where he whips that little kid's ass.

Not usually a fan of skits but Wu's Torture skit is my fave.

Where are my panties? Outkast