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Old 02-24-2004, 02:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Favorite skit on a rap or hip-hop album?

Any come to mind?
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Old 02-24-2004, 03:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Who could forget any of the Mad Rapper skits on the Biggie or, back then, Puff Daddy albums.
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Old 02-25-2004, 08:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The tourture one at the begining of Method Man

"Yeahhh, torture mother****er what?
[Torture nigga what?]
What?
I'll ****in
I'll ****in tie you to a ****in bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and ****
Right?
Put a hanger on a ****in stove and let that **** sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

[Yeah, I'll ****in
Yeah I'll ****in lay your nuts on a ****in dresser
Just your nuts layin on a ****in dresser
And bang them ****s with a spiked ****in bat]
Ooooohhhh
[Whassup? BLAOWWW!!]

I'll ****in
I'll ****in pull your ****in tongue out your ****in mouth
and stab the **** with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
[I'll ****in]

[I'll ****in
I'll ****in hang you by your ****in ****
off a ****in twelve sto-story building out this mother****er]

I'll ****in
I'll ****in
sew your ******* closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you"

hahahahhahaha....hilarious
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Old 02-25-2004, 09:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I was trying to think up one myself, but yeah the Method Man skin is clearly the best ever.
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Old 02-25-2004, 10:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hell yeah! I remember that one... Feeding you and FEEDin you and FEEDin you!

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Old 02-26-2004, 07:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i like his positive energy, sounds like he really wants to better society
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Old 02-28-2004, 01:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah, That torture skit was gold. I also like the skits on "3 feet high and Rising" and Ugly Duckling - Meat Shake is pretty funny too.
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Old 09-23-2004, 12:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Im nt really a big fan of skits but there was one i had that had me lmao. I cant remember what track it is but on Kanye West album 'The College Drop' there is one where some dude is sayin 'If u kiss enuff ass u will b promoted to the secretarys secretary' lol i find it quite funny myself
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:45 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Paul Rosenberg Skit - Eminem Show

After that probably the ones on Ludacris's Word of Mouf and Del's Deltron 3030.
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Old 09-26-2008, 10:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I always loved the Chinese Resaurant skit on The Fugees The Score album. "You think I opened a Chinese Restaurant in the middle of the hood and don't know what's goin on? I will show you flying fists of Judo!!" I laugh every time.
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