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Old 04-27-2006, 12:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Found this in a press release on a metal news page. Bolded are the more hilarious parts that I found...

National Day of Slayer...

6.6.06 isn't a date that comes around very often (once per century, to be exact), and while plenty of stupid horror movies and terrible albums will be released for the hype value of the day that bears "the number of the beast", we here at NDoS decided that this would be a perfect day for Hessians across the country to come together and engage in something upon which we can all agree - listening to Slayer! Also, do you really want those evangelical Neo-Cons to have all the fun with their "National Day of Prayer"?

Who Is Slayer...

Slayer is a band from California. Their music has come to epitomize Satanic speed metal music in the latter half of the 20th Century. Their 1986 album, Reign In Blood is one of the single most influential metal albums of all time, typified by the modern classic 'Angel Of Death'.

Official Statement On Participation...

Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

Taking that participation to a problematic level...

Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

Hahahaha, YES!!
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Old 04-27-2006, 03:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'll give it a shot. The 5 Slayer albums I have won't last too long however.
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Old 04-27-2006, 11:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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****, that ain't the half of it for me! I ship out to Bush's "war on terrorism" on 06.6.6! Can't say I'm not just a lil' bit jittery about it. My luck Imma hop off my trans. and catch one in the shoulder!
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Old 04-27-2006, 11:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Good luck DOC!! Unlike most Canadians I fully support and respect servicemen, are you Army? Navy? AF? Marine? I routinely buy dinners for veterans in diners and will buy men in military dress a drink, it is simply the right thing to do. It bothers me to no end that others don't see it and use it to get up on their soapbox.

To stay on topic Slayer day should be fully supported by EVERYONE!!!!

Do me a favor when you arrive and BLARE "ANGEL OF DEATH" for me in IRAQ!!!
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Old 04-27-2006, 11:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^ i only have hell awaits and their live album
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Old 04-27-2006, 11:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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WILCO! I'll be havin' Show No Mercy and Hell Awaits in hand!

I'm Army by-the-way, 13F-Artillery Fire Support Specialist.
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Give 'em HELL!!!
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Old 04-27-2006, 12:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I might crank up Reign In Blood

Just for old times sake
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WILCO!!

(FYI-WILCO=Will comply)
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Old 04-27-2006, 12:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
I might crank up Reign In Blood

Just for old times sake
I would highly recommend that you do this
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