Arguably metal..but dry kill logic? korn? (with the backwards R)
why.
i think i could handle korn if it weren't for the stupid r.
mushroomhead could be both a drug and sexual reference..its pretty strange.

"Satan's Almighty ****"

^Word. Satan's Almighty Penis will always be, in my book, the greatest band name ever.

cant beat a good bit of agoraphobic nosebleed ;)

How about Rancid, Sex Pistols, Avenge Sevenfold.
No doubt the punk genre has to wackiest names.

Punk isn't metal. Avenged Sevenfold isn't punk.

Ignominius Incarceration

Great band, terrible name

Visceral Evisceration

Sword****
Regurgitate Life
Faust Again (!?)
This Ending (!?)
Prom Night Fist Fight (lol)
Blessthefall
Lovehatehero (What's with the three words mashed into one deal?)
Nekrogoblin
The Red[Insert word] (Although bands following this aren't bad, there's too many at the same time)
Old Man's Child (So far I've gotten three people saying "Sounds pedo")
Divine Heresy (Whoopee, you learned how to contradict something!)
Intestine Baalism (Should be Intestinal... damn Engrish!)
I Am Ghost
Satanic Warmaster (So kvlt, grvm, and EVVL)

etc. etc. etc.

Also, first post here! Hello :)

Ooo, I just found a new one:

Nunwhore Commando 666

...they have an album with the brilliant title, "World Whore III"