Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names
 

These are, in my opinion the most ridiculous metal band names. If you have any you think are worthy of being included that I missed, feel free to mention them.

C*ck and Ball Torture
Japanese Torture Comedy Hour
Gonorrhea P*ssy
Teen P*ssy F***er
Cemetary Rapist
Funeral Rape
Anal C*nt
Gutted With Broken Glass
Abominable Putridity
Drowning in Formaldehyde
Infernal Revulsion
Coprophagia
Sexcrement
Sikf*k
Fetus F***er
Torsof**k
Dying Fetus
Disfiguring the Goddess
Cannibal Corpse
Sperm Swamp
Cesspool of Vermin

Good list. but I think Gwar and if you allow fake Black Metal bands then Morbid Anal Fog.

Dethklok. Even though it's fake it's still retarded.

Make your own ridiculous metal band names here
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Some of these are arguably "metal", but...

Metalica
Epica
Apocalyptica (enough of the freakin "uh" bands already)

Nightwish (oh... so poetic)
Extreme (seriously?)
Poisen (wow, thats SO badass)

I dont think any of those are bad, in the post above that is, not the first one.

Prostitute Disfigurement is a pretty stupid name, as is Dying Fetus which has already been mentioned.

EDIT: Oh and of course Pile of Maggot Infested Viscera, Fukpig, Grinded Nig, Cuntscrape, Raped God 666 and Bestially Raped Till Dismembered are all truly classic metal names.

Having your band name deal with topics you would expect a death metal band to deal with is one thing, all the names i have just mentioned are bands that really need to develop an imagination.

Really? I thought they were terrible and cliche. But I guess you could pretty much say that about anybody who tries to force themselves into that heavy metal niche, it all seems a bit silly to me.

As does the names mentioned in the OP. Dude I could probably make up a name like that and it be a real band somewhere. Let me try it...

Fetus F-cker.

Yesss apparently its real! FETUS ****ER : Music Artist (Death Metal / Grindcore / Gospel) - MySpace Profile

EDIT: Aww dang, looks like the OP already covered it.

Heh well i just edited my post before i read yours but it looks like we feel the same way.

And seriously, if you play with that metal band name generator you will find many more that are real names.

Is Cannibal Corpse metal? xD

Yeah and thats kind of a stupid name but i've never really been bothered by it when compared to a lot of other metal bands.