Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

Musefreak14 · 01-16-2010, 07:27 PM

Arguably metal..but dry kill logic? korn? (with the backwards R)
why.
i think i could handle korn if it weren't for the stupid r.
mushroomhead could be both a drug and sexual reference..its pretty strange.

Spawn of Cthullu · 01-17-2010, 11:17 AM

"Satan's Almighty ****"

gunnels · 01-17-2010, 05:41 PM

^Word. Satan's Almighty Penis will always be, in my book, the greatest band name ever.

[inrem.] · 01-22-2010, 11:54 AM

cant beat a good bit of agoraphobic nosebleed

Atomicearth · 01-22-2010, 02:03 PM

How about Rancid, Sex Pistols, Avenge Sevenfold.
No doubt the punk genre has to wackiest names.

Scissorman · 01-22-2010, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atomicearth

How about Rancid, Sex Pistols, Avenge Sevenfold.
No doubt the punk genre has to wackiest names.

Punk isn't metal. Avenged Sevenfold isn't punk.

rockgoddess · 01-25-2010, 12:37 AM

Ignominius Incarceration

Great band, terrible name

Unrelenting · 01-25-2010, 05:15 PM

Visceral Evisceration

TheRedChord616 · 01-26-2010, 12:58 PM

Sword****
Regurgitate Life
Faust Again (!?)
This Ending (!?)
Prom Night Fist Fight (lol)
Blessthefall
Lovehatehero (What's with the three words mashed into one deal?)
Nekrogoblin
The Red[Insert word] (Although bands following this aren't bad, there's too many at the same time)
Old Man's Child (So far I've gotten three people saying "Sounds pedo")
Divine Heresy (Whoopee, you learned how to contradict something!)
Intestine Baalism (Should be Intestinal... damn Engrish!)
I Am Ghost
Satanic Warmaster (So kvlt, grvm, and EVVL)

etc. etc. etc.

Also, first post here! Hello

hip hop bunny hop · 01-26-2010, 06:13 PM

Ooo, I just found a new one:

Nunwhore Commando 666

...they have an album with the brilliant title, "World Whore III"

01-25-2010, 05:15 PM	#128 (permalink)
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01-26-2010, 12:58 PM	#129 (permalink)
TheRedChord616 Groupie Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Boston Posts: 11	Sword**** Regurgitate Life Faust Again (!?) This Ending (!?) Prom Night Fist Fight (lol) Blessthefall Lovehatehero (What's with the three words mashed into one deal?) Nekrogoblin The Red[Insert word] (Although bands following this aren't bad, there's too many at the same time) Old Man's Child (So far I've gotten three people saying "Sounds pedo") Divine Heresy (Whoopee, you learned how to contradict something!) Intestine Baalism (Should be Intestinal... damn Engrish!) I Am Ghost Satanic Warmaster (So kvlt, grvm, and EVVL) etc. etc. etc. Also, first post here! Hello Last edited by TheRedChord616; 01-26-2010 at 12:59 PM. Reason: Additional information

01-16-2010, 07:27 PM	#121 (permalink)
Musefreak14 Groupie Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16	Arguably metal..but dry kill logic? korn? (with the backwards R) why. i think i could handle korn if it weren't for the stupid r. mushroomhead could be both a drug and sexual reference..its pretty strange.

01-17-2010, 11:17 AM	#122 (permalink)
Spawn of Cthullu Groupie Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 14	"Satan's Almighty ****"

01-22-2010, 11:54 AM	#124 (permalink)
[inrem.] Groupie Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1	cant beat a good bit of agoraphobic nosebleed

01-22-2010, 02:03 PM	#125 (permalink)
Atomicearth Groupie Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: orlando/Canada Posts: 7	How about Rancid, Sex Pistols, Avenge Sevenfold. No doubt the punk genre has to wackiest names.

01-25-2010, 12:37 AM	#127 (permalink)
rockgoddess Groupie Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 8	Ignominius Incarceration Great band, terrible name

01-26-2010, 06:13 PM	#130 (permalink)
hip hop bunny hop Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,381	Ooo, I just found a new one: Nunwhore Commando 666 ...they have an album with the brilliant title, "World Whore III"