Why I hate Metallica

TheBig3 · 06-12-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

I've seen this before but I've got to be honest, I'm the slickest dresser on these god damned forums and I can hit a better metal solo on my ****ing accordion than the brutal-kids that act like that photo carries weight.

ElephantSack · 06-12-2009, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

I've seen this before but I've got to be honest, I'm the slickest dresser on these god damned forums and I can hit a better metal solo on my ****ing accordion than the brutal-kids that act like that photo carries weight.

Hahaha! Right on, man. I just thought that picture was funny as hell. Get on witchya bad self.

Piss Me Off · 06-12-2009, 06:07 PM

I don't give a shit, wearing sandals and shorts into an Armani store is punk as hell.

Hesher · 06-12-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

I don't give a shit, wearing sandals and shorts into an Armani store is punk as hell.

Punk as HELL.

Surell · 06-13-2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

I don't give a shit, wearing sandals and shorts into an Armani store is punk as hell.

I heard that g.

LoathsomePete · 06-13-2009, 01:25 PM

James doesn't really look like he's enjoying himself though, I mean who can honestly say they've enjoyed going clothing shopping with their girlfriends? Men do it for the simple fact that it avoids a long winded argument and a week of no sex.

ElephantSack · 06-13-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect

James doesn't really look like he's enjoying himself though, I mean who can honestly say they've enjoyed going clothing shopping with their girlfriends? Men do it for the simple fact that it avoids a long winded argument and a week of no sex.

So many ways to say, "You're absolutely right." Not one of them with enough emphasis.

TheBig3 · 06-13-2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

So many ways to say, "You're absolutely right." Not one of them with enough emphasis.

In person it would be tough, so you want to do the following...

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect

James doesn't really look like he's enjoying himself though, I mean who can honestly say they've enjoyed going clothing shopping with their girlfriends? Men do it for the simple fact that it avoids a long winded argument and a week of no sex.

This.

The Abominable Homan · 06-13-2009, 04:32 PM

I got here late... while I agree with some things the topic creator stated, those are silly reasons to not like a band regardless. You could respect them less for it, but in the end it comes down to the music.

The reason I don't like Metallica is I don't enjoy their music. That's about it.

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I can hit a better metal solo on my ****ing accordion than the brutal-kids that act like that photo carries weight.

Do you really have an accordion? I want to hear this.

scottsy · 06-13-2009, 04:50 PM

I think if Metallica's musis had remained consistently awesome since the early nineties we wouldn't even be focussing on the sideline matters such as where they've been seen shopping, the napster thing etc...

The fact is their musical output has been of patchy quality at best... hence the focus on the distracting matters...

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scottsy Untalented Drummer Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sussex, Wisconsin Posts: 2,900	I think if Metallica's musis had remained consistently awesome since the early nineties we wouldn't even be focussing on the sideline matters such as where they've been seen shopping, the napster thing etc... The fact is their musical output has been of patchy quality at best... hence the focus on the distracting matters... __________________ "If you're like me, then it's possible you're a clone generated from my stolen DNA. I suggest you turn yourself in for destruction immediately" - Shaun Micallef.